A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

[gimmethemap]

What the Hell is this stuff?

[gimmethemap]

And are you sure you didn't just send him home? Since you have "absolute power" and all that?

you get the cleavage icon, b/c i haven't used it yet

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the champagne.

You must be feeling pleased with yourself.

WOOT BOOBS

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Uhh yeah, pretty much.

It's always a good day when someone's Inmate sees the light, isn't it?

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I think I need more than just one glass, Comrade.

Please don't kill us all? I know you wouldn't do it out of spite, but... please?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I figured that you would, you drunk.

I promise not to lead anyone into harm. That was never the intention of this.

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Here's to you, Captain Hottie.

[daisyadair1938.livejournal.com]

I love champagne.

It's a real shame you're busy with the ship.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh?

What did you have in mind?

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the champagne anyway, captain.

Private

[whatweoncewere]

Congratulations on the inmate.

But I gotta ask, how long have you been here?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Going on three months. Why?

[waypastcontrary.livejournal.com]

I hope you intend to keep that promise if champagne is your idea of a good toast after everyone's freak out moment. I'd like my first 'port' to not suck, thanks.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

We're toasting to my Inmate, not to the change of command, though you're welcome to do it to both.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

The champagne's great, but I'd rather be celebrating up there with you.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sorry sweets, Jack told me not to listen to anything you say.

A pity, if you ask me.

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

How kind of you. There's always a reason for bubbly.

[roseoftime.livejournal.com]

No thanks

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And why not?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

What is this substance?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's alcohol?

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Wow. He's been here longer than I have...glad that he graduated. I'll have to talk to him later.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm glad he has too and proud of him.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to comment on the fact that you just called us children.

I'm also not sure getting everyone drunk is going to help the situation, but...thank you anyway.

I also suggest you put an end to this as soon as you possibly can, but you knew that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, most of you lot were starting to act like children near the end there.

I merely put the alcohol down in front of them. How they use it is up to them because they are adults, despite my thoughts on them.

We'll reach our destination in three days tops, that soon enough for you?

[runaway-donna.livejournal.com]

I can't say I'm entirely comfortable with the current Captaining arrangement, even if nobody's died yet.

That said, this champagne is spot on. Thank you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Then it's a good thing it's not a bribe, now isn't it?

Enjoy your champagne ma'am.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Guess this means we won't be gossiping anymore.