James T. Kirk (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-08-03 07:23 pm
captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-08-03 07:23 pm
A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome
[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]
So.
Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.
And this is a time to celebrate!
My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.
So.
Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.
And this is a time to celebrate!
My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.
[Private]
I was top of my class at the Academy in tactical analysis and survival strategies. I got this.
[Private]
Besides, I was an Alpha Plus back home! What you could do back home doesn't mean anything here!
[Private]
Learn to have a little faith, Prefect. I would never let anyone hurt anybody on board while I was still alive.
[Private]
Okay.