A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

[captain_jtkirk]

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

Comments

[gimmethemap]

What the Hell is this stuff?

[gimmethemap]

And are you sure you didn't just send him home? Since you have "absolute power" and all that?

you get the cleavage icon, b/c i haven't used it yet

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the champagne.

You must be feeling pleased with yourself.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm really sure that I didn't send him home.

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I think I need more than just one glass, Comrade.

Please don't kill us all? I know you wouldn't do it out of spite, but... please?

[gimmethemap]

So you don't have control over everything up there, like you claimed you did.

Now what is this stuff?

WOOT BOOBS

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Uhh yeah, pretty much.

It's always a good day when someone's Inmate sees the light, isn't it?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well I'm hardly going to take full credit for his success. That's bad taste.

It's champagne. You're supposed to drink it.

[gimmethemap]

But if you didn't send him home then the Admiral must have.

And yeah. I tried it. Do people only drink this horse piss where you come from? It's very weak.

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I figured that you would, you drunk.

I promise not to lead anyone into harm. That was never the intention of this.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Which sort of implies that I haven't done anything to harm the Admiral, now doesn't it?

It's for a toast. Would you like something stronger?

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Here's to you, Captain Hottie.

[gimmethemap]

I don't think you could if you tried. But we'll see where that goes.

And absolutely.

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. I'm glad your Inmate has been so fortunate.

I'm curious, what port are we going to?

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I'm not a drunk! It's not my fault you commandeered the ship!

I know it wasn't for you, but what about the other two? I mean, why would you steal the barge? Where are we going? What if something goes wrong and those things come back?

[daisyadair1938.livejournal.com]

I love champagne.

It's a real shame you're busy with the ship.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I did nothing to the Admiral and I have no intention of doing anything to the Admiral.

[There's now a bottle of whiskey. HAPPY?]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a secret. Sorry but I do love surprises.

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And that drives you to alcoholism?

Jack and Han are good guys. Nothing's going to go wrong. Try to sit back and enjoy the ride.

Morgan still thinks all three of you are buttbags.

[gimmethemap]

There's a good boy.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the champagne anyway, captain.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh?

What did you have in mind?

Private

[whatweoncewere]

Congratulations on the inmate.

But I gotta ask, how long have you been here?

[waypastcontrary.livejournal.com]

I hope you intend to keep that promise if champagne is your idea of a good toast after everyone's freak out moment. I'd like my first 'port' to not suck, thanks.

[daisyadair1938.livejournal.com]

I just thought, with your Inmate graduating and all, you might want to celebrate with a friend.