James T. Kirk (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-08-03 07:23 pm
captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-08-03 07:23 pm
A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome
[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]
So.
Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.
And this is a time to celebrate!
My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.
So.
Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.
And this is a time to celebrate!
My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.
[Private]
Please don't kill us all? I know you wouldn't do it out of spite, but... please?
[Private]
I promise not to lead anyone into harm. That was never the intention of this.
[Private]
I know it wasn't for you, but what about the other two? I mean, why would you steal the barge? Where are we going? What if something goes wrong and those things come back?
[Private]
Jack and Han are good guys. Nothing's going to go wrong. Try to sit back and enjoy the ride.
[Private]
What if something happens and you don't know what to do?
[Private]
I was top of my class at the Academy in tactical analysis and survival strategies. I got this.
[Private]
Besides, I was an Alpha Plus back home! What you could do back home doesn't mean anything here!
[Private]
Learn to have a little faith, Prefect. I would never let anyone hurt anybody on board while I was still alive.
[Private]
Okay.