captain_jtkirk | Entries tagged with correcting moral wrongs

[Filtered to Wardens]

If my Inmate, Shego asks you for access into any of the above-deck, Warden only areas, the answer is no. She is not allowed up there. And I want to know about it if she does ask.

[Private to Harper]

Can I speak with you?

[Private to Prefect]

I'm feeling a powerful need to stare at a chess board for several hours if you're interested.

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.

[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space captain back. Also I'm back from my hiatus c: ~~mostly~~.]

[Private to Kahlan]

I need to speak with you.

[Private to Angel; viewable by all of Security]

What are your thoughts on Inmates joining your ranks?

Dear Inmate,

I've got a cookie with your name on it if you want it.

There is an unconscious, slightly balding man with a very odd and distinctive pattern of speech in the third floor hallway.

Someone should come claim him.

[ooc: So Kirk fought with and stunned Swing. Go Arthur Dent, go, fetch your Inmate.]

Shego, was it?

James Kirk, your new Warden.

So tell me about yourself. Hopes, dreams, fears, whether your mommy gave you enough hugs.

[Like before, Kirk's voice floods the entirety of the Barge. He sounds just as smug as before but now with an even better reason.]

So.

Are we done throwing fits over nothing, children? The Barge is sailing smoothly. No one's been hurt. We're headed towards our new port, which I promise, you're going to love.

And this is a time to celebrate!

My dear Inmate has graduated, it seems! And I think we should all take a moment to congratulate him on his success. You'll all find some champagne in your rooms. Toast at your own convenience.

So whoever owns Alpha? I'm assuming he's an Inmate anyway. You might want to stop by the kitchen and collect him.

And Chekov, you're needed down in the Infirmary.

Oh and Harvey? You might be needed too.

I didn't see you down there in that mess they called a riot. So I assume that means you didn't participate.

I'm proud of you.

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]

Let's just be honest. I haven't read your file. I don't care if you've got an attachment to any previous warden. If you aren't a drinking man or a fighting man, then we probably have nothing in common. And I have no qualms about shooting you if you piss me off.

Any questions?

Alright, which one of you criminals is Prefect?

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James T. Kirk

Entries tagged with correcting moral wrongs

.008 - sorry, small spammage of Kirk

.071 - he missed you guys (lol no he didn't)

.065

.035

.028 - award system, activate

.019 - [voice]

.017 - Private to Shego

A New Message From Your Captain of Awesome

.013 - jk it's all public now

.011 - Private to the Marquis

.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

.006 - Private to the Marquis

.002 - Here inmate, inmate

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