James T. Kirk

You've got to be--

[s i g h he doesn't want an inmate right now, he wants to go home and hunt down Pike's killer, why didn't he do this earlier, this kid totally has a grudge against him too]

Arya? Let's talk.

Well that didn't take long.

Derek, let's talk.

( slew of privates in here: Vesper, Bond, Bruce Banner, Ivy, Spock, Prefect, Shego )

Alright, I'll bite. Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Yes, that Kirk. Yes, that Enterprise. And no I don't look like William Shatner.

[Private to Flynn]

I want to talk to you.

[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]

I'm going to head back to Enterprise in a few hours.

[Pausepause, does he want to be emotional in front of the barge at large? Nope. So you all get a small salute instead.]

It's be real, Barge.

[Filtered separately to all his Friends-- if you think you are, you get one]

I'll miss you.

[Filtered to all of his friends. If you think you're on it, you are. Kirk has low standards of friendship. Also, assume that you can't read each other's response. /fancy filter magic, yess]

I'm going back to Enterprise. Tonight... sometime.

I--they need me. And.. I don't know how long it's going to be. A while. Maybe a long while.

I'm coming back. I promise.

[And that's enough of an awkward video for now. The feed dies and the rest is probably written.]

So where's the logic in assigning someone an Inmate and then not even telling them when they leave?

[Filtered to... idk people who would care? If you posted on this or are a bud of Scotty's... than that's YOU.]

I'm going back to Enterprise. Something's up.

I will be back. I promise.

[Private to Shego]

[This is written on his PADD and left outside her room. The PADD is collateral or something.]

I'm coming back, Shego. This is just like the last time, though hopefully I won't get speared. I'm going to have Uhura and Spock keep an eye on you okay? Hold on to this for me until I get back.

[Private to Spock and Uhura ; you can see each other's responses if you do respond]

Don't follow me. In all likelihood there isn't anything wrong with Enterprise. I just.. I need to know why.

Can you watch Shego for me? Make sure she's eating and not spending all of her time wallowing in a pit of despair. Uhura, you're really good at that. I won't be gone anymore than I week, I'm hoping.

[Kirk is back! Though the Barge stole him back while he sleeping because it's an evil, evil entity. Why so late at in the day? Ship's time on the Enterprise is weird.]

Yeoman... Johnson, can you call down to Sickbay and get more of the little yellow pills? Maybe find some coffee while you're running around getting the reports from Medical and Science anyway, oh and that one Admiral Pike sent yesterday and I need you to let Scotty know that I reeeeeeeally wasn't kidding when I rejected that experimental upgrade on the cooling systems. I will hobble down there myself and take those plans away from him--are you getting all of this?

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... Johnson, come in.

Why aren't you--[Have the 'oh shit, I'm not on Enterprise anymore, am I?' moment.]

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Motherfuck.

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Bones, you better have little yellow pills in your stash here or I'm going to die from an infection.

[Oh and it's not an away mission on the Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get hurt, so he got speared. Makes it easier to hunt him down and smack him for being an ass.]

God, I can feel my hips breaking just sitting here.

[Private to Shego.]

Tell me you're okay and not psychologically damaged or something.

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]

If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if that's the asking price.

Edited to Add: Prefect! You sneaky little bitch. Want a brand new shirt to go with those pants?

[ooc; Frank is the name of Kirk's stepfather according to the novelization, so I'm going with that.]