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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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HAN'S LAST MOTHERFUCKING STAND

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Some kinda damn fool, if you ask me. The whole time I been here, we haven't had one good landing.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's comforting. Not only are we on a magic ship, it's a magic ship that crashes.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. And the real kicker is: you fall off during one of these bumpy landings, you become one of the natives.

He's not even open to piloting tips from the professionals. I think it makes him nervous.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Going stir crazy there Jim?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Don't you start judging me. I'm a growing boy. I need open spaces and something to do that isn't related to a flood.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're a kid with ADHD is what you are.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ya know, sometimes I wonder. Is anybody really steering this thing?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

This is really a terribly run rustbucket isn't it?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh, that it is. Perhaps it's time to consider new management, don'tcha think?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Dear God, you're right. I haven't even been off this boat once since we set foot on it and I've had to deal with two floods and a damn prison riot. We need a vacation.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Three floods, two inmates and a riot. I deserve six vacations really. With lots of sunshine and virgins.

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Maybe at Aruba or some place nice. I could go for the Caribbean.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Honestly, even the ports are rarely a break from the madness of the Barge.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we just need to find better ports.

[sapphic-hero.livejournal.com]

What is the matter? Too soft for this place, are you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

More like just bored out of my mind. I never thought I'd be wishing for land but I'd kill for it right about now.

[sapphic-hero.livejournal.com]

Bored? Were you not here for the riot, or were you just sitting on your ass complaining of boredom?

Filtered to Kirk, Bones, Harvey

[everylittlegirl]

I don't know, but like, I really hope it's soon. I never got that camping trip I wanted because a file, some beetles, and an angry knife wielder got in the way. I feel like I should be owed some karma or something.

And, uh, thanks again.. for your help.

Filtered to Kirk, Bones, Harvey

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh that's right. You and Chekov were going 'camping'.

You're welcome. I'm real good at rescuing damsels.

Filtered to Kirk, Bones, Harvey

[everylittlegirl]

With separate sleeping bags and everything! Don't tell me you're trying to live vicariously through the Russian, because that would just be sad.

And then turning them off? You must have super powers.

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

You're right, I think we all need a nice break. So many things have happened since the last port and the Inmates also might benefit from a little bit of freedom.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My friend Bones thinks we should start fighting again. Interested?

[lastconfessor.livejournal.com]

Always. I enjoy winning.

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[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

You know, I'd really like to know that myself. Even accounting for the floods, this 'Admiral' must be tremendously accomplished to pilot a vessel this size in these conditions. Either that or there's a larger crew we don't know about, or some sort of artificial intelligence mainframe that controls the way the Barge moves and behaves...do we even know if the Admiral is a real person? A human? Has anybody met him?

I haven't been able to reformat my equipment for these conditions yet, or else I'd be able to answer a few of these questions for myself...I mean, everything I have has been retuned to function on Earth...



...sorry for the outburst. That was rude.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh no.

I don't mind at all. Please continue.