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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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HAN'S LAST MOTHERFUCKING STAND

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Some kinda damn fool, if you ask me. The whole time I been here, we haven't had one good landing.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Going stir crazy there Jim?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ya know, sometimes I wonder. Is anybody really steering this thing?

[thnxforsmoking.livejournal.com]

Dear God, you're right. I haven't even been off this boat once since we set foot on it and I've had to deal with two floods and a damn prison riot. We need a vacation.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's comforting. Not only are we on a magic ship, it's a magic ship that crashes.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Don't you start judging me. I'm a growing boy. I need open spaces and something to do that isn't related to a flood.

[gota-badfeeling.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. And the real kicker is: you fall off during one of these bumpy landings, you become one of the natives.

He's not even open to piloting tips from the professionals. I think it makes him nervous.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

This is really a terribly run rustbucket isn't it?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Honestly, even the ports are rarely a break from the madness of the Barge.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're a kid with ADHD is what you are.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My trust in this guy is really inspired.

What's there to be nervous about? I'm not even a pilot but I could do better than that.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we just need to find better ports.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Three floods, two inmates and a riot. I deserve six vacations really. With lots of sunshine and virgins.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And you're a grumpy old man, but I don't judge you for it.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, only comment on it whenever the fancy hits you.

You have a good enough point though, who does drive this damned ship?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If only I knew.

Then I'd kick them out and drag Sulu's ass here and set him and Chekov up there instead.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh, that it is. Perhaps it's time to consider new management, don'tcha think?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'd feel a hell of a lot better on this bucket of bolts with him at the helm.

[sapphic-hero.livejournal.com]

What is the matter? Too soft for this place, are you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And me in charge too, right? It's okay, Bones. You can say it. I'm only the best captain ever.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Of course, how could I not miss seeing how many alien races you could piss off then somehow seduce within the course of one hour.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a coup and as a member of Starfleet, I am very against those.

As a person on this crap heap, I'd say that's not a bad idea. At least someone who can us towards a nice planet without killing everyone in the process.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a gift.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Well, you figure out where this Admiral guy hangs out or how to get to him or whatever, count me in.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

More like just bored out of my mind. I never thought I'd be wishing for land but I'd kill for it right about now.