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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And you're a grumpy old man, but I don't judge you for it.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, only comment on it whenever the fancy hits you.

You have a good enough point though, who does drive this damned ship?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If only I knew.

Then I'd kick them out and drag Sulu's ass here and set him and Chekov up there instead.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'd feel a hell of a lot better on this bucket of bolts with him at the helm.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And me in charge too, right? It's okay, Bones. You can say it. I'm only the best captain ever.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Of course, how could I not miss seeing how many alien races you could piss off then somehow seduce within the course of one hour.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a gift.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

And a curse for the rest of us.

Get yourself a hobby Jim. Why not try teaching some of the warden's here some of that ridiculous combat training you learned at Academy? God knows the term 'idle hands are the devil's plaything' was redefined when you were born.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've done that. Kahlan and I play fight sometimes.

And it's not ridiculous. I kind of need of those skills to keep your cranky ass alive out in the black.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Right, you need to look good why everyone under this galaxy's sun takes a swing at you.

Fine, then try knitting.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Bones.

Can you honestly see me knitting? Me? Do you have me confused with some old cat lady in your head?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You know how I get the two mixed up so easily.

If you don't like it figure out something to do to entertain yourself. I'm your doctor, not your damned babysitter.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What else do you have to be doing right now?

I thought you were my best friend. Aren't best friends supposed to be there in times of need?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

God damnit Jim, don't play the 'best friend' card with me. If you want something to do then come down to the infirmary for that physical I remember you offering.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must be getting old. I never said that.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yes you did and you're damned well getting one.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't and no, I'm not.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting I know where your cabin is.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I moved.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You can run but you can't hide. We're on a ship.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

First of all, if I can do it on the Enterprise, I can do it on this crap ship.

And second of all, that sounds like a challenge.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

First of all this crap ship is smaller and no one can be ordered to help you or keep their mouths shut.

And second of all it's not, it's what's going to happen whether you like it or not.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's not true. Chekov's here.

You'll have to catch me first, Bones.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Damnit Jim, you're making this a game aren't you? I'm not here to entertain you. Just stay where you are and stop being a damned child.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You don't even know where I am. So you already have to play hide and go seek with me. We might as well make it more interesting.