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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's not true. Chekov's here.

You'll have to catch me first, Bones.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Damnit Jim, you're making this a game aren't you? I'm not here to entertain you. Just stay where you are and stop being a damned child.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You don't even know where I am. So you already have to play hide and go seek with me. We might as well make it more interesting.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

The last time I checked I was your doctor, not your babysitter.

You damned infantile- fine, you can't hide in this bucket forever. Game on.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Game on? Who says that? Are we in a crappy video game, Bones?

And you're wrong on both accounts. You're my best friend.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Forgive me if my archaic wording bothers you captain.

If you weren't being such a pain in the ass I'd be touched.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why do you have to say captain like it's a synonym for dumbass?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're the genius, figure it out.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're not allowed to use my snappy one liners against Spock against me.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Or what, you'll force me to play children's games instead of doing my damned job?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sorry, I must have missed all the serious injuries and terrible diseases ravaging the ship that are keeping you so darn busy down there.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I did have an appointment set up but lo and behold, he didn't show up.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He sounds like a real flake.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I was going to do a procedure to puncture his ego to try and relieve some of the pressure before it imploded in his thick skull.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You are really convincing him to let you catch him by the way. This game probably won't last long at all.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I'm persuasive.