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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Right, you need to look good why everyone under this galaxy's sun takes a swing at you.

Fine, then try knitting.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Bones.

Can you honestly see me knitting? Me? Do you have me confused with some old cat lady in your head?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You know how I get the two mixed up so easily.

If you don't like it figure out something to do to entertain yourself. I'm your doctor, not your damned babysitter.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What else do you have to be doing right now?

I thought you were my best friend. Aren't best friends supposed to be there in times of need?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

God damnit Jim, don't play the 'best friend' card with me. If you want something to do then come down to the infirmary for that physical I remember you offering.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You must be getting old. I never said that.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yes you did and you're damned well getting one.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't and no, I'm not.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting I know where your cabin is.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I moved.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You can run but you can't hide. We're on a ship.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

First of all, if I can do it on the Enterprise, I can do it on this crap ship.

And second of all, that sounds like a challenge.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

First of all this crap ship is smaller and no one can be ordered to help you or keep their mouths shut.

And second of all it's not, it's what's going to happen whether you like it or not.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's not true. Chekov's here.

You'll have to catch me first, Bones.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Damnit Jim, you're making this a game aren't you? I'm not here to entertain you. Just stay where you are and stop being a damned child.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You don't even know where I am. So you already have to play hide and go seek with me. We might as well make it more interesting.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

The last time I checked I was your doctor, not your babysitter.

You damned infantile- fine, you can't hide in this bucket forever. Game on.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Game on? Who says that? Are we in a crappy video game, Bones?

And you're wrong on both accounts. You're my best friend.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Forgive me if my archaic wording bothers you captain.

If you weren't being such a pain in the ass I'd be touched.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why do you have to say captain like it's a synonym for dumbass?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You're the genius, figure it out.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're not allowed to use my snappy one liners against Spock against me.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Or what, you'll force me to play children's games instead of doing my damned job?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sorry, I must have missed all the serious injuries and terrible diseases ravaging the ship that are keeping you so darn busy down there.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I did have an appointment set up but lo and behold, he didn't show up.