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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ya know, sometimes I wonder. Is anybody really steering this thing?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

This is really a terribly run rustbucket isn't it?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh, that it is. Perhaps it's time to consider new management, don'tcha think?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a coup and as a member of Starfleet, I am very against those.

As a person on this crap heap, I'd say that's not a bad idea. At least someone who can us towards a nice planet without killing everyone in the process.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Well, you figure out where this Admiral guy hangs out or how to get to him or whatever, count me in.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

What's your name?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Logan Echolls. What's yours?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

James T. Kirk but my friends call me Jim.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's funny. I must need to wipe my monitor off.


... Nope, you still don't look like James T. Kirk. You know, if you're real nice and I ever get outta this dump, I'll get you Shatner's autograph.

1/2

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

2/2 - He's getting so tired of this crap

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Gee, what did I ever do to deserve such an honor?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

And what an honor is it.

You probably get the Shatner thing a lot, right? I'm hearing name-changing is all the rage these days among the cool kids.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I get it more often than I'd care for honestly.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ah, the burden of a famous name. I feel for ya, man, I really do.

Why don't you try just saying "Jim." Simple, classic, nobody'll pick up on it.


... Were your parents, like, Trekkies or something?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not really a burden if I'm the reason it's famous.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Yeah. Sure. Jim.

So. What's the Enterprise really like? And is it true what they say about Uhura?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's better than anything you've ever been on and could ever hope to be near.

And yes, she does have the legs of a goddess and is wasting them on a Vulcan.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Gee, I dunno, I've been on and near some pretty swell... Well, a gentleman doesn't reveal those sorts of things.

Tsk tsk. A Vulcan, you say? Shameful, really. They steal all the good chicks.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She's better than all women ever and that's not something I say lightly.

It's the ears. I just can't compete with them.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

See that? I would have to see to believe.

Yeah, they're pointy, right? Chicks dig pointy ears. A few years ago, they were all over that... whatshisname. The elf. Wow, he really knew how to woo 'em.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Too bad I don't just let anybody near my ship.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Too bad it isn't exactly handy here, either.

Ohhhh, what was his name. ... Orlando Bloom! That's it. Now come on, don't tell me you've heard of Orlando Bloom!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. She's shy.

Um.. sure. I know all about him.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Scared of strangers, huh? Well ya know, I do own a van. And I've been known to hand out free candy.

Isn't he delightful?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're not helping your case any. I've been accused of being an overprotective father towards her.

... are you sure you aren't smitten by him?