captain_jtkirk: (are you out of your vulcan mind?)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2009-07-27 12:08 am

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Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

Never mind that. He's too whipped.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Shhh. What if the baby hears you? You don't want her to be traumatized by hearing daddy talk that way about mommy!

More like... I'm emotionally mature enough for a long-term relationship. There's a difference.

Lol he really is.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's time she learned the truth. No use in leading her on like that.

Emotional maturity is highly overrated. And no guy really likes it unless he's whipped. So good for you.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's sad when families break apart. Best of luck with that.

Eh. Different strokes. One day you'll meet the right girl and realize that all the space hookers in the universe just can't compete with someone who doesn't have futuristic STDs.

But seriously? Barge takeover aside, I could really use a guys' night out. Like, beer and talking about sports and maybe punching something. Whadaya say to maybe inviting a few guys to, I dunno, crash in one of the common rooms - we could get drunk, maybe play a little poker or something?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but then the universe will implode and I'll feel really bad about that.

Uh yeah, I could do that. You have something against teenaged Russians? I think he needs to get out more.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? The universe? Okay, dude.

As long as he's not, like, some peasant farmer who'll track dirt all over the place, bring him along.

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no. I'm the farm boy. He's the seventeen year old boy genius wonder.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Boy genius wonder, huh? That'll... make for fascinating conversation.

So this shindig. When and what floor common room?

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
He does start to give you a headache after twenty minutes. I can do advanced math in my head too but I still can't keep up with him all the time.

It's your idea. You put it together.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I definitely will. Sometime soon. See ya there, Jim.