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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I get it more often than I'd care for honestly.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ah, the burden of a famous name. I feel for ya, man, I really do.

Why don't you try just saying "Jim." Simple, classic, nobody'll pick up on it.


... Were your parents, like, Trekkies or something?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's not really a burden if I'm the reason it's famous.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Yeah. Sure. Jim.

So. What's the Enterprise really like? And is it true what they say about Uhura?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's better than anything you've ever been on and could ever hope to be near.

And yes, she does have the legs of a goddess and is wasting them on a Vulcan.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Gee, I dunno, I've been on and near some pretty swell... Well, a gentleman doesn't reveal those sorts of things.

Tsk tsk. A Vulcan, you say? Shameful, really. They steal all the good chicks.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She's better than all women ever and that's not something I say lightly.

It's the ears. I just can't compete with them.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

See that? I would have to see to believe.

Yeah, they're pointy, right? Chicks dig pointy ears. A few years ago, they were all over that... whatshisname. The elf. Wow, he really knew how to woo 'em.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Too bad I don't just let anybody near my ship.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Too bad it isn't exactly handy here, either.

Ohhhh, what was his name. ... Orlando Bloom! That's it. Now come on, don't tell me you've heard of Orlando Bloom!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. She's shy.

Um.. sure. I know all about him.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Scared of strangers, huh? Well ya know, I do own a van. And I've been known to hand out free candy.

Isn't he delightful?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're not helping your case any. I've been accused of being an overprotective father towards her.

... are you sure you aren't smitten by him?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Yeah but her mother said it was okay.

The whole world is smitten by him. I however, am quite happy with my steady girlfriend.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Her mother's a lying whore.

I pity you, my friend. I really do. It has to be really hard to be that whipped.

Never mind that. He's too whipped.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Shhh. What if the baby hears you? You don't want her to be traumatized by hearing daddy talk that way about mommy!

More like... I'm emotionally mature enough for a long-term relationship. There's a difference.

Lol he really is.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's time she learned the truth. No use in leading her on like that.

Emotional maturity is highly overrated. And no guy really likes it unless he's whipped. So good for you.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

It's sad when families break apart. Best of luck with that.

Eh. Different strokes. One day you'll meet the right girl and realize that all the space hookers in the universe just can't compete with someone who doesn't have futuristic STDs.

But seriously? Barge takeover aside, I could really use a guys' night out. Like, beer and talking about sports and maybe punching something. Whadaya say to maybe inviting a few guys to, I dunno, crash in one of the common rooms - we could get drunk, maybe play a little poker or something?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah but then the universe will implode and I'll feel really bad about that.

Uh yeah, I could do that. You have something against teenaged Russians? I think he needs to get out more.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Really? The universe? Okay, dude.

As long as he's not, like, some peasant farmer who'll track dirt all over the place, bring him along.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I'm the farm boy. He's the seventeen year old boy genius wonder.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Boy genius wonder, huh? That'll... make for fascinating conversation.

So this shindig. When and what floor common room?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He does start to give you a headache after twenty minutes. I can do advanced math in my head too but I still can't keep up with him all the time.

It's your idea. You put it together.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Oh, I definitely will. Sometime soon. See ya there, Jim.