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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright seriously.

When do we get shore leave? Make port. Whatever you want to call it. I think it's time we all got a little break.

Who the hell is steering this thing anyway?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I do have high hopes for his sex life, this is true. I might be the only one but someone's gotta do it.

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[everylittlegirl]

I'm sure there's plenty of skanks on board you can talk into taking the boy's virginity. I'm not interested.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there is too. It'd probably hurt his self esteem even more if he got some of my sloppy seconds though.

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[everylittlegirl]

I thought you're supposed to have like, layers and stuff.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Me? Oh no. I'm far too simple for that.

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[everylittlegirl]

And Pavel? Is he that simple?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is all he want from life sex, booze and command of a starship?

Uh no. I think he's more layered then that.

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[everylittlegirl]

Why do sex and booze always go hand-in-hand with your type of person? Narcissistic Type A's?