captain_jtkirk | Entries tagged with my social skills are lacking

Seriously people, if you're going to use public areas, be consider of everyone else and actually clean up after yourself.

It's like living with a bunch of kids.

[ooc: The common rooms are actually probably pretty okay. But not according to this sudden neat freak who loves right angles and perfectly aligned things, you people just don't understand.]

I seem to be missing a dog.

He's black and white and has a great love for shoes and chasing sock balls.

[ooc; McCoy is actually finding the dog but all are free to have seen him and watch him EVADE CAPTURE because that's obviously what dogs do, the little shits.]

I think we should do Mustache March.

It could be a bonding experience for us men of the Barge. And you ladies, if growing a mustache is something you want to do. No judgment. It's not like a sense of shame is something you hold on to for a long period of time around here.

And if you can't grow one, like Merlin or Tim, we can just draw one on you.

I'm going to head back to Enterprise in a few hours.

[Pausepause, does he want to be emotional in front of the barge at large? Nope. So you all get a small salute instead.]

It's be real, Barge.

[Filtered separately to all his Friends-- if you think you are, you get one]

I'll miss you.

I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

I'm back.

The Barge is still standing, it seems like. That's... nice.

So. How's everyone been? Still in one piece? Shego? Anyone new? Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk. I was here... a while ago.

[ooc; If you know Kirk reeeeeeeally really well, you might notice that he sounds kind of wheezy. It's not Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get injured at some point. And you really don't need both of your lungs, if you think about it. He's been gone for 4 months on his end so he really has no idea how long it's been here.]

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]

I feel like we should celebrate this momentous occasion.

[Private to Dick]

Thanks for grabbing me. [And hitting me over the head you douche]

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

A game of chess anyone?

[Private to T'Pol]

Can we talk?

Well, I'll just say it.

I'm bored. We're all doomed because that phrase is cursed. Whatever. Moving on.

Anyone want to play a game of chess or cards? Pool? Fucking shuffleboard? Spoons? Anything?

[Private to Shego]

Make three resolutions that will help you on the road towards graduating. I'm going to pick one and that's the one you'll have to uphold this year.

Visitors! While you're all visiting and we're all talking about how you're visiting and messing up our peaceful day, what's your stance on magic-barge-network sex? Come on, don't be shy. There's no right or wrong answer.

[This is in direct spite of Sveta's post. So... there.]

So the last flood sucked ass and all but it's so boring around here when there's no disaster or port or blood demanding mirrors.

~~I'm going to commandeer this shithole again, I really, really am.~~

I don't care about the karma. I want another port.

[Private to Sam Winchester.]

So. How long am I babysitting your creepy mug of blood for?

Kahlan, my dear, I seem to find myself at a place in life where I need a good fight or a heart-to-heart over a drink. And you're the only person I can think of here that can offer me one or the other or both.

So what do you say?

Let's just be honest. I haven't read your file. I don't care if you've got an attachment to any previous warden. If you aren't a drinking man or a fighting man, then we probably have nothing in common. And I have no qualms about shooting you if you piss me off.

Any questions?

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Entries tagged with my social skills are lacking

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.063 - he's mature?

.055 - video

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.042 - short and simple

.040 - video

.039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

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.020 - a new resolution? maybe?

.072 - he's not really serious about this. unless you're hot

.056 - someone is just too action packed for this place

.010 - Private to Kahlan

.006 - Private to the Marquis

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