.042 - short and simple

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm back.

The Barge is still standing, it seems like. That's... nice.

So. How's everyone been? Still in one piece? Shego? Anyone new? Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk. I was here... a while ago.


[ooc; If you know Kirk reeeeeeeally really well, you might notice that he sounds kind of wheezy. It's not Enterprise if Kirk doesn't get injured at some point. And you really don't need both of your lungs, if you think about it. He's been gone for 4 months on his end so he really has no idea how long it's been here.]

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[batmanschmatman]

Jim?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey Dick.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Oh my god yay you're back and no Grayson related amnesia, best day ever. c:] Hey. Welcome back.

[with_discipline]

Welcome back, Jim. [She's waiting on commenting on that wheezing. Until she knows if there is amnesia to deal with. :|]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Shhh no wheezing. You near nothing :|] Thank you, T'Pol.

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[with_discipline]

[Have you sen these ears. :|]

You don't sound well.

[peektuttut]

About time.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You can stop crying yourself to sleep with your phaser every night now.

[peektuttut]

You just killed any chance of there being tears of joy.

[truth_is_cold]

[The other person with keen hearing detects something amiss.] You're having difficulty breathing.

[Says the guy who sounds a little labored because he's in the infirmary.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[The kettle is calling the pot black :|]

Kind of sounds like you are too.

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[truth_is_cold]

[The kettle must occasionally verify the condition of the pot.] I'm in the infirmary. I should be out relatively soon.

SPAM

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Bang bang bang bang.

You know the score, Kirk. Open the door.

Bang bang bang bang.]

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[What score? Does this mean you're going to hit him again because it's bad luck to hit an injured person. That weirdly rhymed too.

It also takes said injured person longer to open the door than it normally would.]

"Hello to you too."

Re: SPAM

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She just stares for a few seconds, expression completely unreadable, then lunges in to attack with an extremely heartfelt -

- hug.

You've returned to a brave new world, Kirk. It's been kind of a shitty month. She's also careful to keep her arms around his neck and not squeeze too hard because wheezing sucks.]

[mightymorbid]

Oh. It's you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You always sound so thrilled to see me. It's touching really.

[inhistorybooks]

Welcome back. How was Enterprise?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

She's good. Better than I was expecting her to be. [Meaning he likes his crew again, yayy.]

[inhistorybooks]

And Earth's still in one piece?

[cisskabob]

...You remember us this time?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Sorry he's a douche :c] Who are you again?

[cisskabob]

...I will hurt you, James.

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[knowsthepeople]

Welcome back.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Patrick, right?