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[captain_jtkirk]

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

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[batmanschmatman]

[Concerned. Eyebrow. Raise. SO THAT'S WHERE YOU RAN OFF TO.

Also lying because SOMEHOW he doubts Earth is near by. :|]

You know, just passing through. And Tamaran. What about you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[I SELL PEOPLE NOW DICK ISN'T THAT COOL] One of the colonies. War came down, and I took off.

I haven't heard of Tamaran.

[batmanschmatman]

[NO, NO IT ISN'T. ALSO, IT'S QUASI IRONIC THAT I'M USING TAMARAN AS MY PLANET OF ORIGIN AND YOU'RE A SLAVER SOB.]

It's kind of a backwater.

[Private]

[knowsthepeople]

Making some new friends?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I always make friends. I'm rather good at it.

[Private]

[knowsthepeople]

Pretty good at making enemies too, last time I heard.

[with_discipline]

[Eff. D:] ...Jim?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do I know you? [WANNA BUY SOME PEOPLE C:]

[with_discipline]

[NO D: And sigh.] No. I'm T'Pol.

[Private]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Tiberius, my man! How've you been?

[His epic cool drug dealer name is Black. You know. Keeps the mystery.]

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[SO MYSTERIOUS] Business has been good my friend. I finally dumped the blonde. Some fat lard took her.

Re: [Private]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

There is an outstanding amount of cattle here today! I wonder what planet got blown up this time.

I had Zarbo fetch a girl for you that we found passed out behind a dumpster. She isn't much to look at but she'll do for scrubbing pots or whatever the ugly female slaves are doing these days. I'll have him drop her off once I finish running errands.

Blondes are always trouble. I prefer purples. [They exist in space!]

[goodgrasshopper]

Just stopping on the way through. I'm from Earth. [Have a friendly smile, Kirk. She doesn't know any better.] What about you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[A TINY BLONDE FEMALE I MUST HAVE YOU] Just a sad little war ravaged colony. What's your name little miss?

[goodgrasshopper]

[YOU ARE SO SKEEVY.] Molly Carpenter--and you?

[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Hi! Um, I'm Wanda, and I'm from Bayville. I'm mostly here to shop! Got any suggestions on good places to go?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[MOAR FEMALES THIS IS AWESOME]

I'm fond of the lower levels. Better prices.

[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

[Oh yes, and this one is also barely legal and in a red leather corset. In spite of the naive smile.]

Oh yeah?

....How's the security?

Private - you know everything you said in your pm? YES TO ALL THOSE THINGS.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, it's this galaxy's least eligible bachelor. Still can't find it in you to do an honest day's work, Jimmy?

Private - GLORIOUS

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about. I charge a fair price.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sure, for tourists and party girls. Admit it, you couldn't get your hands on anybody halfway useful even if you put both your brain cells to it.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

[Oh, and look what you've got here, Kirk: that slave you got dirt cheap and haven't been able to find a buyer for in months.]

Morning, sir. [Amazing how he can say something respectfully and still sound insolent.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You were such a waste of my gold medallions :C]

Good morning, little man. Did you sleep well? [He's just clearly just mocking him.]

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You always give me sound advice.