captain_jtkirk | .039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

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.039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

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[SO MYSTERIOUS] Business has been good my friend. I finally dumped the blonde. Some fat lard took her.

There is an outstanding amount of cattle here today! I wonder what planet got blown up this time.

I had Zarbo fetch a girl for you that we found passed out behind a dumpster. She isn't much to look at but she'll do for scrubbing pots or whatever the ugly female slaves are doing these days. I'll have him drop her off once I finish running errands.

Blondes are always trouble. I prefer purples. [They exist in space!]

You're always looking out for me. The usual price for the ugly ones? Or I could find you a purple. [Meaning, he'll just dye her hair lolol]

[I AM TOTALLY ON TO YOUR HAIR DYE, THE LAST TIME THAT SHIT CAME OFF IN THE SHOWER. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND GOOD WHITE TOWELS, AND THEN THAT HAPPENS?] Usual price is cool, man. I only charge you double for the hotties. I'll keep at eye out at the club tonight.

[WHATEVER SHE WAS STILL HOT] Some of these tourists seem exceptionally stupid, you could probably make a killing with them.

Oh I plan on it! It's like stealing babies from a Ffilopidon!

It's been too long since I've done that.

Don't forget, the cute babies grow up to be ugly, and vice versa. You always forget that and then you bitch at me about it over drinks. [I mean you bitch at me about it over BITCHES.]

[WE USE BITCHES AS TABLES ON OS19] It's all the fucking mutations. You can't tell who's worth anything anymore.

[I'M SITTING ON A BITCH RIGHT NOW, WITH MY FEET PROPPED UP ON A BITCH.] I'm so glad I deal with synthetics and not people. Seriously with the mutations. I knew a girl who was so gorgeous until the day she turned twenty-one, then BAM, we learn her father was distantly descended from some reptilian race off some backwoods rock. Although the forked tongue, admittedly, was a bit of a treat.

[MY WHOLE BED IS A PILE OF BITCHES] The scales would've put me off.

You got anymore of that stuff that knocks them out nice and quiet?

The scales didn't come into play much when she was playing the skin flute, ya know?

I've got all kinds of stuff that does that. Do you want the kind that knocks them out completely or the kind that keeps them alert but obedient?

You got anything that doesn't let people speak?

Always. I have some drops that are great for that, they last a few hours.

I'll take some of that.

Cool, man. I just happen to have some on me. [Sometimes bitches just need to SHUT UP ALREADY.] Where you at?

Our usual bar.

Cool, cool. I have a few things to finish up here, then I'll swing by. Do you want the girl now or later?

Later, there's too many of the tourists around.

[Black left Zarbo with the girl and made his way to their bar. It took him longer than usual to get there because of all the tourists clogging the walkways. They all seemed so damned vanilla, practically oozing ignorance. When he finally got to the bar, he looked around for Tiberius, expecting to find him in the center of a large group of ladies.]

[James is only with a small group of ladies. His mind is more on the tourists than entertaining his usual band of bitches, trying to sort out which one were worth nabbing and all that.]

"Black, my friend! Have you met the lovely Giselle before?" [She's a blue standing near James's right and he's pretty sure it's real and not dyed too. Lucky them.]

Giselle! What a beautiful name. [He looks her over in properly perving fashion. Definitely worth nabbing; blues are hard to come by. He takes her hand and kisses the top of it.]

[AND GLORIOUS AMOUNTS OF FUN AND PROBS SEX FOLLOWED.... not with each other. Well, they had fun together but not sex. You get what I mean.]

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