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[Once again, Kirk's charming voice floods the entire Barge]

We're here. The planet's name is Risa. The year is 2260.

Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't.

[ooc; As they disembark, everyone will be given a credit chip (like a credit card but smaller) and their room key. Kirk won't be leaving the Barge the same way, so it's doubtful anyone will see him. Here's a link back to the port page if anyone wants it. Port has officially begun, kiddos.]

Greetings citizens!

My traveling companions and I are new to your fair city, and we are in need of a place to stay. We have coin to pay, I promise.

We need two rooms, and then perhaps a pile of rags for one of my friends. He's a chipmunk. But! I assure you that he is very well behaved. You will probably never know he's there.

[ooc; Ros, if you have anything to add/change, lemme know c: And for anyone's reference, port!Kirk is like, a megaderp.]

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know what he looked like unless you'd had dealings with him and then you would know to address him about it in private or else he will steal and sell you too :| Otherwise he's Jim Kirk, he's been here for a while and he's good looking? idk. There's rumors of the war killing his entire family but he won't talk about them. SO DON'T TRY. Mods, if I misunderstood and assimilated people can't post to/read the network, lemme know and I shall adapt!]

[Voice cause Kirk has a black eye from Cooper lolol]

Looks like this snow really isn't going anywhere.

I do admire the Germans for their holiday spirit though.

Shego, stay where you are, I'm coming to get you and take you back to the hotel. And let's not fight about it because I will drag you through the blizzard if you decide you can't walk.

I've decided I really hate pumpkin flavored things after this port.

[Private to Shego]

What'd you do with your free time? Remember rule #3.

Angelica, I haven't thanked you for what you did for me last week. [Read: SAVE HIM FROM ZOMBIE DEATH] So here you go. Thank you and I'm sorry I didn't say it sooner.

Howie, I didn't know you could do that. [Read: STOLE MOTORCYCLES]

On another note, I may never eat clams again.

[Filtered to his friends - Enterprise crew, Tim, Cissie, Inara, even you Donny and Prentiss, if you've ever had a decent conversation with Kirk, he probably considers you a friend.]

Doing alright?

[Private to Shego]

Let's go for a walk.

[Voice Post]

[Groan. Groan. Ow. Fuck he needs to stop drinking. Ow.]

Bones, don't suppose you have some kind of magical cure on--

[Cue noticing Sam Tyler. And a big ole wedding ring on his finger. Because there aren't enough of those this port. But this has been a long time coming.]

Huh.

Sam, we gotta stop meeting like this.

[ooc; As with everyone else's posts this port, spams are cool. Sam will be with him for a bit. And I'm calling this the Shotgun Wedding hangover which comes about after you've completed the marriage but have no love potion in you.

Oh and I'm back, lolyay]

... so we're pretty much going camping for three days.

Don't freak out, Shego. It'll be fun. And you won't have to worry about anything because this is like a third of all the training that Starfleet gives officers.

If the past week doesn't earn us some kind of shore leave, I don't know what would.

Come on, Admiral, give us a break. Take us somewhere nice for once.

~~Don't make me commandeer this thing again.~~

[Filtered to McCoy]

[There's a lot of groaning at first because someone tried to drink his body weight in alcohol over the weekend.]

Bones... hey Bones, my head kinda feels like someone tried to bash it in with a rock. Can you fix that?

And have you seen my shirt?

Oh and... can I stay with you for a while? In case of lynching mobs? I'd ask Chekov but I kinda think that he'd scream like a girl and give me up.

So if I crawl to you, you'll fix my brain. Right? Yes? Sound like a plan?

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