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You've got to be--
[s i g h he doesn't want an inmate right now, he wants to go home and hunt down Pike's killer, why didn't he do this earlier, this kid totally has a grudge against him too]
Arya? Let's talk.
[s i g h he doesn't want an inmate right now, he wants to go home and hunt down Pike's killer, why didn't he do this earlier, this kid totally has a grudge against him too]
Arya? Let's talk.
Anyone want to get a drink?
[Private to Sulu + Shego ; separately]
Can I talk to you?
[Private to Sulu + Shego ; separately]
Can I talk to you?
.007 - a collection of text spams for aya
Jul. 1st, 2013 02:06 pm[Kirk promised Spock he'd look after Aya if ever disappeared, and Aya told him that she doesn't need to be checked in... cue Kirk ignoring that entirely.
In the interest of saving flists, I'll just be posting all the messages to Aya by day in this post]
In the interest of saving flists, I'll just be posting all the messages to Aya by day in this post]
Spock is no longer on the ship.
I'm not sure really, how many friends he might have had here but if you knew him, Derek Hale has left.
[Kirk thinks this has to be a record of how fast a person has been assigned an Inmate and then lost them but anyway.]
Who would I have to suck up to to get a look inside the engine room here? Totally innocent, I promise, I won't touch a thing. It's all for research.
[Kirk thinks this has to be a record of how fast a person has been assigned an Inmate and then lost them but anyway.]
Who would I have to suck up to to get a look inside the engine room here? Totally innocent, I promise, I won't touch a thing. It's all for research.
.004 - video
Jun. 7th, 2013 09:33 amI don't think these things are malfunctioning at all but if it's just an excuse to roll call, then I'm Captain James T. Kirk. My friends call me Jim.
[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]
And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.
[He tips the communicator to the side, and there's Spock. Looking stoic as always.]
And that's Spock. Don't worry kids, he always looks like that. He won't bite.
.003 - mass comminique here
May. 30th, 2013 06:45 pmWell that didn't take long.
Derek, let's talk.
( slew of privates in here: Vesper, Bond, Bruce Banner, Ivy, Spock, Prefect, Shego )
Derek, let's talk.
( slew of privates in here: Vesper, Bond, Bruce Banner, Ivy, Spock, Prefect, Shego )
.002 | video
May. 24th, 2013 01:10 pm[So Kirk has some very questionable survival instincts and hit on Ivy so she turned around and pheromoned him into thinking that everyone is stalking him. No one really is but you won't be able to convince him of that.]
Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?
[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He'skilled incapacitated Kirk for a little while.]
The Captain is currently unavailable. Please direct your inquiries towards me.
Don't you people have anything better to do besides follow someone around and break into their room?
[Edited in like an hour later, this is a different voice. It's Spock's. He's
The Captain is currently unavailable. Please direct your inquiries towards me.
.001 | video
May. 7th, 2013 04:26 pmOkay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?
[He has to ponder this for a moment.]
Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.
If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.
[He has to ponder this for a moment.]
Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.
If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.
thread tracking; carol and jim
Jan. 27th, 2013 01:29 am
.001 random scenario
.002 body heat
.003 rain
.004 morning after
.005 last night
.006 show and tell
.007 hug
I guess I was asleep for a month.
And now I'm leaving. Things changed and I don't even really understand it but it worked out that I can, so I'm taking it and no one should be at all surprised. And maybe start a prayer chain that I never have a reason to come back because three and a half years and three Inmates is enough.
So that's it. Goodbye, Barge.
And now I'm leaving. Things changed and I don't even really understand it but it worked out that I can, so I'm taking it and no one should be at all surprised. And maybe start a prayer chain that I never have a reason to come back because three and a half years and three Inmates is enough.
So that's it. Goodbye, Barge.
By show of hands, how many people actually care if I keep mopping for another week?
[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like a word with you.
[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like a word with you.
.074 - text
Jul. 1st, 2012 05:09 pmI'm sorry.
I imagine that isn't good enough for a lot of you but that's all I've got. I'm already in a cell and I hear a mop calling my name.
So... there's that.
( Privates to Trip, Shego, McCoy and an Open Spam )
I imagine that isn't good enough for a lot of you but that's all I've got. I'm already in a cell and I hear a mop calling my name.
So... there's that.
( Privates to Trip, Shego, McCoy and an Open Spam )
[Once again, Kirk's charming voice floods the entire Barge]
We're here. The planet's name is Risa. The year is 2260.
Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't.
[ooc; As they disembark, everyone will be given a credit chip (like a credit card but smaller) and their room key. Kirk won't be leaving the Barge the same way, so it's doubtful anyone will see him. Here's a link back to the port page if anyone wants it. Port has officially begun, kiddos.]
We're here. The planet's name is Risa. The year is 2260.
Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't.
[ooc; As they disembark, everyone will be given a credit chip (like a credit card but smaller) and their room key. Kirk won't be leaving the Barge the same way, so it's doubtful anyone will see him. Here's a link back to the port page if anyone wants it. Port has officially begun, kiddos.]
.072 - a hostile (not) takeover
Jun. 26th, 2012 12:39 pm[Much like when the Admiral makes an announcement, Kirk's voice permeates the entire Barge. Though unlike the Admiral, this voice is pretty easy to pin down. And it's glaringly obvious that it isn't the Admiral.]
Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.
[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]
Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.
[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]
[spam for Shego]
Jun. 24th, 2012 12:39 pm[Kirk had reached that point where sitting in his room, and looking at the exact replica of his quarters on Enterprise was so irritating that he couldn't stand it anymore. Though wandering around the Barge didn't seem that appealing either, so he did the next best thing; go next door and bother Shego. He hadn't really noticed that she hadn't spoken to him for a few days, mostly because he was too wrapped up in being screwed over by the Admiral.
But anyway, here he is former Inmate, banging on your door.]
But anyway, here he is former Inmate, banging on your door.]
Well, Flynn's gone. And there's a flood on that makes you people act crazy like usual.
Any of you want a drink? Or a game of chess? Or both?
[Private to McCoy]
Bones, lie to me and say that you're making progress with the brat.
Any of you want a drink? Or a game of chess? Or both?
[Private to McCoy]
Bones, lie to me and say that you're making progress with the brat.
Alright, I'll bite. Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Yes, that Kirk. Yes, that Enterprise. And no I don't look like William Shatner.
[Private to Flynn]
I want to talk to you.
[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]
[Private to Flynn]
I want to talk to you.
[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]
If you don't stop putting this total garbage under my door, I'm going to open an online shop, which I will call 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That She Left Around Set Like the Total Whore She Is'. Got it?
[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]
[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]
