.069 - this is mostly towards one person but the WHOLE BARGE MUST KNOW

[captain_jtkirk]

If you don't stop putting this total garbage under my door, I'm going to open an online shop, which I will call 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That She Left Around Set Like the Total Whore She Is'. Got it?


[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]

Comments

[umgekehrt]

Chris, I have an ex-wife of my own and I understand it's difficult, but don't talk about ladies that way.

[Early fifties. Old school. Cowboy.

Is secretly responsible for the fluffy Kirk/Female!Bones Chris found at his makeup station.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE D:]

Well she isn't really lady like, so that problem's solved.

[umgekehrt]

Son, you're being a horse's ass.

[captain_jtkirk]

Wow, hit me where it hurts why don't you.

[underemployed]

Mac, you're a sweetheart and a gentleman but I really don't need the defense.

[umgekehrt]

I'd fear for my life if I suggested you did, ma'am. [Smile.]

But it just takes me the wrong way is all.

[underemployed]

Don't worry about it. If he wanted to hurt me he'd have to find a sore spot, and....yeah, no, he couldn't find anyplace I'm sensitive with both hands and a map.

[tooscaredtoask]

Isn't that taking this a little far?

[captain_jtkirk]

I don't think so. I could go punch her. That might be too far.

[tooscaredtoask]

Might be?

[underemployed]

Great idea, but I can go one better: how about 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That I Stole From Her Trailer Because I'm So Incompetent With Women That I'm Reduced To Sniffing Panties Like The Piteous Loser I Am'?

I dunno, there might be a character limit.

[captain_jtkirk]

One of your bras is still in the rafters in studio five by the way. [Don't ask how it got there people, you don't want to know.] Total whore is more accurate.

[underemployed]

So are you posting this before or after jerking off to the six pages of Flynn/Kirk bondage an anonymous donor supplied you with?

[batmanschmatman]

I think we need to have a serious talk with the people running this place about not allowing you to have scenes together anymore.

[captain_jtkirk]

I've already talked to them. The fans like it too much. [Those bastards.]

[batmanschmatman]

There comes a time when actor safety trumps what the fans want.

[trenchcoatedly]

I, um. I think that should would do all right.

People are so strange.

[captain_jtkirk]

Yes, they are.

[with_discipline]

You're such a little bitch. [But lol you amuse her. :c]

[captain_jtkirk]

You drunk again?

[with_discipline]

Never before three. What'd she leave you this time?

[buildindreemz]

Classy. [Ugh, so disdainful of you. Helen is similarly disgusted by the shippers who write fanfic about them after that one stupid one-night-stand their characters had early last season. Why, shippers, why?]

[captain_jtkirk]

That's how I live my life. [All the horrible Kirk shippers go away :C]

[buildindreemz]

By calling your exes "whores". A fine example.

[darknessb4me]

Do you take credit cards?

[We're just here to bother Sullivan, really.]