.069 - this is mostly towards one person but the WHOLE BARGE MUST KNOW

[captain_jtkirk]

If you don't stop putting this total garbage under my door, I'm going to open an online shop, which I will call 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That She Left Around Set Like the Total Whore She Is'. Got it?


[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]

Comments

[underemployed]

Mac, you're a sweetheart and a gentleman but I really don't need the defense.

[umgekehrt]

I'd fear for my life if I suggested you did, ma'am. [Smile.]

But it just takes me the wrong way is all.

[underemployed]

Don't worry about it. If he wanted to hurt me he'd have to find a sore spot, and....yeah, no, he couldn't find anyplace I'm sensitive with both hands and a map.