.069 - this is mostly towards one person but the WHOLE BARGE MUST KNOW

[captain_jtkirk]

If you don't stop putting this total garbage under my door, I'm going to open an online shop, which I will call 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That She Left Around Set Like the Total Whore She Is'. Got it?


[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]

Comments

[underemployed]

Your entire backstory is that a teenage girl tied you up and beat you to death. [SLIGHT EXAGGERATIONS ALL OVER.] What did you expect?

[tooscaredtoask]

Something that didn't involve Flynn and Kirk.

[underemployed]

Seriously? Inmate/Warden pairings are huge. The whole ~forbidden love~ bit gets everybody's motor running.

[tooscaredtoask]

Which is one of the only reasons you're still around?

[underemployed]

Excuse you?

[tooscaredtoask]

Nothing.

[underemployed]

Yeah, I didn't think so.