.069 - this is mostly towards one person but the WHOLE BARGE MUST KNOW

[captain_jtkirk]

If you don't stop putting this total garbage under my door, I'm going to open an online shop, which I will call 'Bobbi Sullivan's Underthings That She Left Around Set Like the Total Whore She Is'. Got it?


[ooc: So this is Chris Shatner. He's dabbled in other films/projects but the fans mostly just love him as this Kirk guy, so here he is, basking in that glory. He's maybe a little bit of a diva. About six months ago, he and Roberta Sullivan had a horrible, nasty break up and have since been yelling/threatening/being total asses to each other on set since. So this kind of post isn't anything new. Chris also Does Not Care for this shipping war bullshit and I'm totally okay with other people ribbing on him by putting fanfic under his door.]

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

I think we need to have a serious talk with the people running this place about not allowing you to have scenes together anymore.

[captain_jtkirk]

I've already talked to them. The fans like it too much. [Those bastards.]

[batmanschmatman]

There comes a time when actor safety trumps what the fans want.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not actually going to hit her.

[batmanschmatman]

I was more wondering if she was going to hit you.

[captain_jtkirk]

She wouldn't.

[batmanschmatman]

You hope.

[captain_jtkirk]

She won't

[batmanschmatman]

If you go through with this online store, she might.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'll use the money I make from the store to fund my medical bills.

[batmanschmatman]

What about the lawsuit that's soon to follow?

[captain_jtkirk]

Finder's keepers?

[batmanschmatman]

Doesn't hold up in a court of law. I play a cop, remember?

[captain_jtkirk]

A fake cop. On a TV show. Where shit gets made up all the time.

[batmanschmatman]

I do my research.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm sure the writers appreciate not having to do it themselves.

[batmanschmatman]

You need to sell your performance. The writers just give you a jumping off point to work with.

[captain_jtkirk]

Please, no. I don't want any acting tips today.

[batmanschmatman]

I'm just saying.