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Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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James T. Kirk

May 2014

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(not) granting the green one favors - 11 uses
action spam - 4 uses
actually doing my job? - 5 uses
ants in my pants - 4 uses
baby kirk is a sad adorable creature - 4 uses
bald people fuck up my life - 4 uses
being a cheeky bastard - 7 uses
being a decent human being? - 10 uses
bones is the worst doctor ever - 15 uses
captain party - 3 uses
coping skills? nonexistant - 3 uses
correcting moral wrongs - 13 uses
emotional attention span of a child - 5 uses
floods are the coolest thing since me - 8 uses
getting in the holiday spirit - 8 uses
gonna have to cut a bitch - 3 uses
granting the green one favors - 6 uses
green people are fun - 30 uses
i miss the enterprise - 21 uses
i need a drink - 7 uses
i want my mommy - 6 uses
idle hands are the devil's playground - 6 uses
in charge of yo ass - 3 uses
in dire need of my lackeys - 4 uses
it's a hard knock life - 4 uses
it's time to booze - 12 uses
my dad looks like my twin - 3 uses
my inmate is my soulmate - 4 uses
my life is a joke - 3 uses
my social skills are lacking - 14 uses
nero's the root cause of all my problems - 4 uses
nice things are overrated - 14 uses
not yo daddy's kirk - 10 uses
ow my brain - 4 uses
phasers are not toys - 5 uses
ports are awesome! - 10 uses
recklessness is bitching cool - 5 uses
secretly a fifteen year old girl - 6 uses
security team=suck - 5 uses
sexually frustrated - 6 uses
spam - 4 uses
spock (the real one)! - 3 uses
starfleet teaches mad skillz - 3 uses
team player - 4 uses
that's captain kirk to you - 13 uses
very important captain's business - 3 uses
vulcans are my favorite species - 6 uses
we're repressing this - 18 uses
why do i have to live on this crap boat - 29 uses
wth shego why so weird - 4 uses

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