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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[buywithme]

You...

[Pause.]

We were extremely close friends, and when my best friend graduated, the two of you went back to starfleet together.

Would you like a drink?

[captain_jtkirk]

[Wow he doesn't know if he should be happy for the graduation or guilty because he doesn't remember that at all.]

Yeah, alright.

What's your name?

[deshabille]

Probably something terribly irresponsible from the sound of it.

[So approving.]

Welcome back.

[captain_jtkirk]

I hope so, that's much cooler than amnesia.

Thanks. Now who are you? [If he hits on you, what are chances of getting some?]

[mistconduct]

Oh, fucking finally. Someone who actually knows how to steer a ship.

Hey, Captain. Get your ass up deck and tell the Admiral to stop steering us into fucking every obstacle on our path.

[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe it'd be better to ask how you haven't all died horribly from the ship running into things constantly. [He assumes you mean this literally and there's like, holes in the ship all over.]

[most_feared]

Well, that always is a pain in the ass.

If you need any general info, though, I'll be happy to fill you in.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd like any info you have, honestly.

Private

[breakingmyheart]

[oh

son of a bitch, barge amnesia is the worst

:c]

...Maybe it's not appropriate to welcome you back when you don't remember being here the first time.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd settle for just any welcome, honestly.

Did we know each other?

[ukan]

Did someone tell you that you were here before?

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah, the Admiral did.

[Private]

[unknownsoldier]

[He gives the screen a small salute.]

How did you know you were here before?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

[He nods slightly, acknowledging the salute.]

The Admiral told me when he scooped me up.

[lastrat]

[Oh my god this just became a cosmic joke.]

Have you usually done something?

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk and Bond walk into a space bar...?]

Usually, yeah.

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[ichoosefight]

Hey, welcome back. You weren't wasted, this just sort of happens sometimes.

Well, you might have been wasted. But not the whole time.

I'm Steph. Nice to meet you again.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[There is a serious moment here where Kirk is trying to figure out if she's old enough to hit on.]

The pleasure's all mine.

This has happened before?

[truth_is_cold]

[His luck lately, he hates it a little.] Welcome back, Captain. I hope your stay here is as successful as it was previously.

[captain_jtkirk]

Was it that good then?

[hellofist]

[Oh hey you're the one Merlin learned chess from! She's smiling as she watches him.]

You weren't here, when I got here. So, first meeting. Hi.

[captain_jtkirk]

Hi.

[Are you old enough to hit on? What is with the jailbait around here?]

What's your name?

[mightymorbid]

...No.

[captain_jtkirk]

Yes?

[impure_tale]

I knew you couldn't stay away.

[captain_jtkirk]

Gleaming from the weird things I've heard so far, I'd say that's a fair assumption.

Tell me your name again, though.

[bodilesswarrior]

[Barbara realised immediately that she didn't recognise the man, so she went back through the network to find him.

Her satisfaction quickly shifts to shock when she hears what exactly he's saying.

Holy crap she's been getting hit on by Captain Kirk.]

...Hey there, Captain.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Your life is so privileged, Barbara]

Hey yourself.