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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[buywithme]

You...

[Pause.]

We were extremely close friends, and when my best friend graduated, the two of you went back to starfleet together.

Would you like a drink?

[captain_jtkirk]

[Wow he doesn't know if he should be happy for the graduation or guilty because he doesn't remember that at all.]

Yeah, alright.

What's your name?

[buywithme]

Prefect.

[Both, is the answer.]

What cabin are you in?

[captain_jtkirk]

Hang on.

[Here Prefect, here's a sideways view of Kirk's quarters as he walks over to his door to check and takes the communicator with him.]

Number three on level four.

[spam]

[buywithme]

[There's a creak a few doors down, and lo, there is Prefect peering out at you Kirk.]

Hello, Comrade.

[deshabille]

Probably something terribly irresponsible from the sound of it.

[So approving.]

Welcome back.

[spam]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Well look at that.

It's kinda weird that you call him comrade though.]

Your place or mine?

[mistconduct]

Oh, fucking finally. Someone who actually knows how to steer a ship.

Hey, Captain. Get your ass up deck and tell the Admiral to stop steering us into fucking every obstacle on our path.

[captain_jtkirk]

I hope so, that's much cooler than amnesia.

Thanks. Now who are you? [If he hits on you, what are chances of getting some?]

[spam]

[buywithme]

Usually we go to yours, because then you and Shego would share the bed afterward.

[and Prefect would have a nap in a stairwell on his way home.]

[deshabille]

Mal. Not a captain. Just got here.

[Literally 0%, Kirk.]

[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe it'd be better to ask how you haven't all died horribly from the ship running into things constantly. [He assumes you mean this literally and there's like, holes in the ship all over.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Lesbian?]

Ah, so I can't even ask for a tour.

[mistconduct]

I HAVE died. Horribly! This is part of the fucking problem!

[deshabille]

[Just better than you c8]

Well, when I say "just" I mean a few days ago. Then I was a pirate for a bit.

That said, I think we're neighbors, unless that's someone else talking loudly next door.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Excuse you, he's a hot commodity.]

How awkward that I'm your loud neighbor already.

I want to hear more about this pirate thing.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm sorry, what?

[deshabille]

[ahahahaHAHAHA]

Yes, how awkward for you.

It's more or less what it sounds like. I was a pirate. Doing pirate things.

[mistconduct]

The Admiral, the drunken asshole in charge of the goddamn ship, keeps steering us into the worst shit imaginable and people end up dead. Me included.

Get your ass upstairs and show him how to pilot, I'm sick of this shit.

[most_feared]

Well, that always is a pain in the ass.

If you need any general info, though, I'll be happy to fill you in.

[spam]

[captain_jtkirk]

[That's... okay, so clearly he was sleeping with Shego. Whoever that is. Would it be too weird to ask for a picture of a girl he doesn't remember sleeping with?

Kirk gestures at him, come on then.]

Tell me more about Shego. [Is she hot?]

[captain_jtkirk]

Were you drunk too or was it something else?

[captain_jtkirk]

You're alive right now though.

[deshabille]

Not right at that moment, no. More . . . [She hums.] Swashbuckling.

. . . One moment. [She's going to go intrude on your party, you loud jerk.]

[captain_jtkirk]

I'd like any info you have, honestly.