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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[deshabille]

Probably something terribly irresponsible from the sound of it.

[So approving.]

Welcome back.

[captain_jtkirk]

I hope so, that's much cooler than amnesia.

Thanks. Now who are you? [If he hits on you, what are chances of getting some?]

[deshabille]

Mal. Not a captain. Just got here.

[Literally 0%, Kirk.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Lesbian?]

Ah, so I can't even ask for a tour.

[deshabille]

[Just better than you c8]

Well, when I say "just" I mean a few days ago. Then I was a pirate for a bit.

That said, I think we're neighbors, unless that's someone else talking loudly next door.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Excuse you, he's a hot commodity.]

How awkward that I'm your loud neighbor already.

I want to hear more about this pirate thing.

[deshabille]

[ahahahaHAHAHA]

Yes, how awkward for you.

It's more or less what it sounds like. I was a pirate. Doing pirate things.

[captain_jtkirk]

Were you drunk too or was it something else?

[deshabille]

Not right at that moment, no. More . . . [She hums.] Swashbuckling.

. . . One moment. [She's going to go intrude on your party, you loud jerk.]