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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[buywithme]

You...

[Pause.]

We were extremely close friends, and when my best friend graduated, the two of you went back to starfleet together.

Would you like a drink?

[deshabille]

Probably something terribly irresponsible from the sound of it.

[So approving.]

Welcome back.

[mistconduct]

Oh, fucking finally. Someone who actually knows how to steer a ship.

Hey, Captain. Get your ass up deck and tell the Admiral to stop steering us into fucking every obstacle on our path.

[most_feared]

Well, that always is a pain in the ass.

If you need any general info, though, I'll be happy to fill you in.

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[breakingmyheart]

[oh

son of a bitch, barge amnesia is the worst

:c]

...Maybe it's not appropriate to welcome you back when you don't remember being here the first time.

[ukan]

Did someone tell you that you were here before?

[Private]

[unknownsoldier]

[He gives the screen a small salute.]

How did you know you were here before?

[lastrat]

[Oh my god this just became a cosmic joke.]

Have you usually done something?

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[ichoosefight]

Hey, welcome back. You weren't wasted, this just sort of happens sometimes.

Well, you might have been wasted. But not the whole time.

I'm Steph. Nice to meet you again.

[truth_is_cold]

[His luck lately, he hates it a little.] Welcome back, Captain. I hope your stay here is as successful as it was previously.

[hellofist]

[Oh hey you're the one Merlin learned chess from! She's smiling as she watches him.]

You weren't here, when I got here. So, first meeting. Hi.

[mightymorbid]

...No.

[impure_tale]

I knew you couldn't stay away.

[bodilesswarrior]

[Barbara realised immediately that she didn't recognise the man, so she went back through the network to find him.

Her satisfaction quickly shifts to shock when she hears what exactly he's saying.

Holy crap she's been getting hit on by Captain Kirk.]

...Hey there, Captain.