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[captain_jtkirk]

Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[spam]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Okay sorry, naval officer and pirate is still just as weird as two pirates, okay.]

... right. I guess it's just something I have to experience then.

[spam]

[deshabille]

[She eyes Prefect, still grinning.]

Do I stink of grog? Be honest. [No, she doesn't, and she's impeccably clean, deal with it Prefect.]

Hopefully your first one will be as much fun.

[spam]

[buywithme]

The breach is over now. And you probably smell a little of gin.

[Prefect daintily informs her, before finishing his glass and reaching for the bottle again.]

The last one you were here for, [He points to Kirk with the bottle, before filling his glass.] we all turned into actors, who played our real selves from a script.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk thinks he regrets asking about this at all, as he nurses his gin.]

You smell incredible. [He's just saying that to flirt because he's Kirk.]

Actors huh? That sounds horrible.

[spam]

[deshabille]

I might smell of gin. The captain smells of overconfidence.

[Zing, fucker.]