captain_jtkirk | .001

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Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[ She'll be turning 22 soon. Too bad she's engaged... ]

A few times, yeah. My best friend just about lost her boyfriend that way.

[Not too young and that hasn't stopped him before either.]

I'm sorry to hear that.

They're okay now. Sometimes some of the memories come back, sometimes all of them, sometimes none. [ She shrugs. ] It's one of the many hazards of working here.

You think there'd be a disclaimer that you might experience total amnesia in the contract.

There's no disclaimer for the severe psychological and-or physical trauma that happen a lot either. It's not too late to back out.

Sure it is, I'm already here. And I hate going backwards.

Just figured I'd offer. You handled it before, I'm sure you can handle it again.

Just out of curiosity, did I handle you? [Yeah we're back to that.]

Did y-- what? [ She flushes. And then she remembers that one flood, Halloween, so long ago. She has no clue, honestly. ]

I seem to recall kicking your butt at ping pong.