captain_jtkirk | .001

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Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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[Eyeballs Prefect.]

Not your sister.

[And, of course, brushes right past Jim into his room, because she damn well can that's why.]

[Prefect nips back into his room to grab two bottles of gin from under the desk, then he darts after her, ducking his head slightly as he passes Kirk, as if he's not entirely sure he's ready to meet the man's eyes and not see recognition or fondness there.]

[That's alright, Prefect, Kirk is kinda busy checking out Mal as she walks past him and into his room anyway.]

Do you two know each other?

[Don't do it too obviously, Kirk, or you'll experience pain.]

No. Unless I've missed something.

No. I don't think I know your name at all Si--

[No.]

Comrade.

[He's moderately obvious about it, it depends on if you pay attention, girlfriend.]

Then Mal, Prefect. Prefect, Mal. [Look at that, he's already introducing people he's so great.]

Or comrade? If you prefer that.

[She's paying attention. And looking for something valuable to break in a really obvious way. Over his head.]

Mal is fine. [Not Comrade, though it's better than sister.]

Can I help you with something, Captain?

[Prefect just sort of nods to her in greeting, before carefully handing over one of the bottles of gin.]

He does get better than this. Or you get used to him. He's good really.

[Kirk laughs and finally raises his eyes towards her face.]

And call me Jim. I'll behave I promise.

You'd better.

[This is a threat. She will poke your eyes out.]

Jim, then. I was promised gin. Is this a touching reunion, by the way? There's less hugging than I was given to expect.

[ . . . She might just be fucking with Prefect now, who knows.]

He doesn't remember me.

[Says Prefect, by way of helpful explanation.]

And I'm not comfortable with strangers touching me, so it's for the best that we don't.

You were going to tell me about someone named Shego?

[Here, both of you, he's handing you a glass for the gin.]

How unfortunate.

[She . . . doesn't actually sound that disappointed. But she will take that glass, thank you.]

She was your inmate.

[Prefect says, taking the glass from Kirk.]

And then she rejected many other people and became your girlfriend. And you were extremely lucky.

Edited 2013-05-09 01:35 (UTC)

[... well then.

Kirk pours himself a shot of gin, nodding slightly. Sleeping with his Inmate? That sounds like him. But if she was his girlfriend... that.. he doesn't know what to think.]

It sounds it. [He takes a healthy drink here.]

So there were pirates?

[Fraternization. Interesting.]

[She glances from one to the other, then smirks into her glass.]

There were. They were wonderful pirates.

Were you a pirate?

[Prefect asks, genially, pouring far too much gin into his own glass, and going to plop down on the nearest comfortable surface.]

I was cursed, so I spent the best part of it staggering around with my eyes closed...

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The best part of what exactly? What happened?

Of course I was a pirate.

[As though this should be obvious.]

Normal pirate things. I was shot at. There was treasure. Maybe there was treasure, I was busy being shot at.

You don't automatically get to be a Pirate just because you're cool, Sister. You might have been something else.

[Then, to Kirk:]

I had very few pirate things. Mainly I was terrorized by the supernatural.

[And he takes the sullenest drink in the history of all drinks, from his gin.]

[Kirk feels terrorized by the supernatural right now, so he feels you, Prefect. He really does.]

Okay, but why were you pirates?

[It takes her a moment to answer, since she's laughing into her gin. Oh, Prefect.]

And yet I was a pirate. Maybe coolness and piracy are connected more than you think they are.

As to why, I have no idea. It just sort of happened.

I wasn't a Pirate [Prefect protests to Kirk,] I was a cursed naval officer!

[And yet his eyes are drawn inescapably towards Mal...]

...But what I learned from my life as an esteemed officer of her majesties royal navy, was that pirates usually don't wash and stink of grog all the time.

[Pause]

And it was a breach. They happen every few months.

[Okay sorry, naval officer and pirate is still just as weird as two pirates, okay.]

... right. I guess it's just something I have to experience then.

[She eyes Prefect, still grinning.]

Do I stink of grog? Be honest. [No, she doesn't, and she's impeccably clean, deal with it Prefect.]

Hopefully your first one will be as much fun.

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