captain_jtkirk | .001

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Okay, to save time, my name is James T. Kirk. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I've decided to come here as a Warden... to come back as a Warden?

[He has to ponder this for a moment.]

Honestly, I know I was here before but I must've been wasted the entire time because I don't remember any of it. So fill me in. What happened, what I'd do.

If you have no idea either, then hi. Nice to meet you.

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Were you a pirate?

[Prefect asks, genially, pouring far too much gin into his own glass, and going to plop down on the nearest comfortable surface.]

I was cursed, so I spent the best part of it staggering around with my eyes closed...

Edited 2013-05-09 10:30 (UTC)

The best part of what exactly? What happened?

Of course I was a pirate.

[As though this should be obvious.]

Normal pirate things. I was shot at. There was treasure. Maybe there was treasure, I was busy being shot at.

You don't automatically get to be a Pirate just because you're cool, Sister. You might have been something else.

[Then, to Kirk:]

I had very few pirate things. Mainly I was terrorized by the supernatural.

[And he takes the sullenest drink in the history of all drinks, from his gin.]

[Kirk feels terrorized by the supernatural right now, so he feels you, Prefect. He really does.]

Okay, but why were you pirates?

[It takes her a moment to answer, since she's laughing into her gin. Oh, Prefect.]

And yet I was a pirate. Maybe coolness and piracy are connected more than you think they are.

As to why, I have no idea. It just sort of happened.

I wasn't a Pirate [Prefect protests to Kirk,] I was a cursed naval officer!

[And yet his eyes are drawn inescapably towards Mal...]

...But what I learned from my life as an esteemed officer of her majesties royal navy, was that pirates usually don't wash and stink of grog all the time.

[Pause]

And it was a breach. They happen every few months.

[Okay sorry, naval officer and pirate is still just as weird as two pirates, okay.]

... right. I guess it's just something I have to experience then.

[She eyes Prefect, still grinning.]

Do I stink of grog? Be honest. [No, she doesn't, and she's impeccably clean, deal with it Prefect.]

Hopefully your first one will be as much fun.

The breach is over now. And you probably smell a little of gin.

[Prefect daintily informs her, before finishing his glass and reaching for the bottle again.]

The last one you were here for, [He points to Kirk with the bottle, before filling his glass.] we all turned into actors, who played our real selves from a script.

[Kirk thinks he regrets asking about this at all, as he nurses his gin.]

You smell incredible. [He's just saying that to flirt because he's Kirk.]

Actors huh? That sounds horrible.

I might smell of gin. The captain smells of overconfidence.

[Zing, fucker.]

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