James T. Kirk

[Kirk had reached that point where sitting in his room, and looking at the exact replica of his quarters on Enterprise was so irritating that he couldn't stand it anymore. Though wandering around the Barge didn't seem that appealing either, so he did the next best thing; go next door and bother Shego. He hadn't really noticed that she hadn't spoken to him for a few days, mostly because he was too wrapped up in being screwed over by the Admiral.

But anyway, here he is former Inmate, banging on your door.]

[Private to Shego]

I'm going to attempt bleaching my brain. If you want to join.

[Private to Merlin]

Why did you think I was Arthur?

[Private to T'Pol and Trip]

That wedding still counts.

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]

I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't really have a solid reason for not but I am sorry that I nanomited you.

Maybe we shouldn't ever be alone together when weird shit is happening.

[Voice cause Kirk has a black eye from Cooper lolol]

Looks like this snow really isn't going anywhere.

I do admire the Germans for their holiday spirit though.

Shego, stay where you are, I'm coming to get you and take you back to the hotel. And let's not fight about it because I will drag you through the blizzard if you decide you can't walk.

[Filtered to Nerds; Tosh, Tim, Data, Harper, etc. If you're a supernerd and Kirk knows this, then you are included on this filter. And edited for wardens only :c]

I have a question. Are you any good at programming?

Alright two. Are you comfortable in potentially invading someone's privacy for their own good?

[Private to the Admiral]

If you can get a cat for T'Pol, I would really appreciate that.

[Private to the Admiral]

Scale down Shego's powers back to the level they were at when she arrived here.

[Private to Shego]

I expect you'll be mad. So when you're done with that hissy fit, we can discuss how to get them back.

[Private to Spock]

[Have the longest, most awkward silence ever. And then Kirk just disconnects.]