.030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

[captain_jtkirk]

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]

I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't really have a solid reason for not but I am sorry that I nanomited you.

Maybe we shouldn't ever be alone together when weird shit is happening.

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kirk you are basically the worst person ever :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Oh yeah?

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Any truth to the idea?

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[batmanschmatman]

[Hmmm to lie or not to lie.]

Where'd you hear it from?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He's sort of lying to you so..]

Tim posted about Bruce Wayne being his adoptive father in one of his old entries. I put two and two together.

Private

[batmanschmatman]

[NOT BUYING IT, KIRK.]

It took you that long to put two and two together?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[The post is the truth... just Shego pointed it out to him.]

It took me that long to get bored enough to go back and read everything I missed when I left for like two months.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Maybe. Or maybe we should just keep ya away from sharp objects.

Thanks for apologizin' though.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You should meet my CMO if you think I have a problem with sharp objects.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

I thought stabbin' your fellow officers was against Starfleet regulation.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Or your commanding officer. But I have scars from some of his hypos.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

The Hippocratic Oath not really his thing?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think that's just how he shows affection.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[AUGH KIRK]

What?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS IN THAT ICON]

So I got bored and stalked you a little and a long time ago, you said that Bruce Wayne is your adoptive father and I'm from the future, but not an idiot, we still have Batman there, and then I reasoned it from there.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[BECAUSE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS EXTREMELY CONFUSED. THUS SHIRTLESSNESS. OR SOMETHING.]

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Re: [Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[NO. IT JUST LOOKS HOMOEROTIC]

Don't insult me by playing dumb.

Re: [Private]

[peektuttut]

[YOU LOOK HOMOEROTIC.]

...[HEADDESK.] You have those comics?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[THANKS, I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT]

I know that Batman is Bruce Wayne and I know that he adopted you. You said it yourself.

voice; private

[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

So you have. And?

voice; private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's all. Just thought we should know each other.

voice; private

[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm.

[ DISBELIEF. SO MUCH DISBELIEF. What is your motivation Kirk??????

His paranoia proves he's Batman, though. ]

voice; private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Your antisocialness proves it too :|]

Right. So if you don't have any questions or guidelines for me, then I guess we're done.

voice; private

[fivestepsahead.livejournal.com]

[ Who are you are you trying to play six degrees of separation ]

..Why would I have guidelines for you, Captain?

[ Annnnnd he's a know-it-all stalker. ]

voice; private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Creep :| Except not really because Captain Kirk is way cooler than Batman]

Call me Jim, really. And I don't know, I've never had a talk with my Inmate's boyfriend's father before. It's a weird situation.