captain_jtkirk: (try to take my chair. I dare you)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-03-27 04:23 pm

.030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]

I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't really have a solid reason for not but I am sorry that I nanomited you.

Maybe we shouldn't ever be alone together when weird shit is happening.
batmanschmatman: (Smirk.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you're more like me then Bruce, because I still think it was a bullshit move.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bruce is a lot like my mom. She didn't want me to sign up with the Fleet.
batmanschmatman: (Curious.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Did she back down, or did you have to go behind her back for it?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I was 22 years old and still in bumfuck Iowa, it was not her decision.

And I left like 7 hours after Pike dared me to do it.
batmanschmatman: (Hanging out.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty badass, Jim.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
It sucked a lot when I only had the clothes on my back in a strange city.
batmanschmatman: (I'm a major dork.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I get that.
batmanschmatman: (Neutral.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't had a ton of time for it since I got here, but back home, yeah, still doing it.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
If you dress up in a costume and fight crime here, I will laugh at you. Just fair warning.
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, my costume is cool.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Laugh until I cry like a little girl.
batmanschmatman: (Embarrassed.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, the secret is still mostly a secret. So no running around in any costumes.

[Unless it's under his clothes during crises. >>;]

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[... please tell me he really does that :c]

Drat.

Why are you guys all about the secret keeping anyway?
batmanschmatman: (brb being a detective.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He totally did during the Nanomites plot. :|]

Here? Probably out of habit. And it's just weird to think of everyone knowing, I guess. I like having some anonymity.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're his best friend ever :c]

I can respect that.
batmanschmatman: (Listening.)

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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-03-28 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO U]

Sorry for not being straight with you.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, don't worry about it. I'm sure there's stuff I haven't told you.