captain_jtkirk | .030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

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.030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]

I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't really have a solid reason for not but I am sorry that I nanomited you.

Maybe we shouldn't ever be alone together when weird shit is happening.

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[I r fail. :c]

I'm sorry.

[/lovepats]

Not your fault. And it's in the past, so whatever, right?

Yeah.

Still don't believe you were just bored and put the pieces together, by the way.

You'd probably be right not to if I also probably promised that I wouldn't reveal my source.

Well, I seriously doubt it was Bruce or Tim, and that sort of limits the pool of people it could have been.

So you probably already know anyway and I was just checking the facts.

Tim really did say it in his journal a few months ago though.

I believe you.

So. Now you know.

Now I do. Does that make you two superheroes in training or something?

What do you think?

I think you can't be the child of Batman and not either want to play with his toys or play with his toys on a regular basis.

They are pretty cool toys.

You've heard of Batman, but you've never heard of people he's worked with?

I've heard of like Robin and Catwoman. Batman's not super popular when I'm from. We have heroes that fight space zombies and shit like that.

Nothing wrong with space zombies. Still, guess it's kind of cool to know we're still around.

I think it's safe to say you're going to keep this quiet?

Cross my heart and poke something in my eye.

I think traditionally it's a needle, but I don't know about you future kids.

I'll hand you the needle myself.

It's a deal.

So this would be the part where you tell.

I was the first Robin.

You are shitting me.

I'm definitely not.

Too cool. I play chess with Robin.

Wait, what do you mean the first?

I changed my codename when I was a teenager. I've been going by Nightwing since then, but there have been other Robins.

Why Nightwing? Do you wear tights?

Not like, spandex tights. That's a great way to get yourself killed.

Nightwing was the name of a vigilante on Krypton. Superman told me the story after Batman fired me, and I thought it sounded cool.

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