.030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

[captain_jtkirk]

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]

I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't really have a solid reason for not but I am sorry that I nanomited you.

Maybe we shouldn't ever be alone together when weird shit is happening.

Comments

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[batmanschmatman]

It's... complicated.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I understand. You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to.

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[batmanschmatman]

It's not really a big deal, it's just different depending on who's telling the story.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like I'm going to go ask him to compare notes.

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[batmanschmatman]

I almost got killed on patrol, it sort of spooked him into firing me before I could make it permanent.

Of course, I more or less get that now, but back when it happened, I was pretty crushed.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I would've been too. It seems a little paranoid to me. I wouldn't fire one of my crew members for almost dying.

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[batmanschmatman]

Would you do it if it was your kid?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

My crew are as good as my kids, since I never plan on having any and it's my entire job to care for their well being.

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[batmanschmatman]

Well, you're more like me then Bruce, because I still think it was a bullshit move.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Bruce is a lot like my mom. She didn't want me to sign up with the Fleet.

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[batmanschmatman]

Did she back down, or did you have to go behind her back for it?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I was 22 years old and still in bumfuck Iowa, it was not her decision.

And I left like 7 hours after Pike dared me to do it.

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[batmanschmatman]

That's pretty badass, Jim.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It sucked a lot when I only had the clothes on my back in a strange city.

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[batmanschmatman]

Believe me, I get that.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So do you still fight crime?

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[batmanschmatman]

Haven't had a ton of time for it since I got here, but back home, yeah, still doing it.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you dress up in a costume and fight crime here, I will laugh at you. Just fair warning.

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[batmanschmatman]

Hey, my costume is cool.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Laugh until I cry like a little girl.

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[batmanschmatman]

Don't worry, the secret is still mostly a secret. So no running around in any costumes.

[Unless it's under his clothes during crises. >>;]

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[... please tell me he really does that :c]

Drat.

Why are you guys all about the secret keeping anyway?

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[batmanschmatman]

[He totally did during the Nanomites plot. :|]

Here? Probably out of habit. And it's just weird to think of everyone knowing, I guess. I like having some anonymity.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[You're his best friend ever :c]

I can respect that.

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[batmanschmatman]

[NO U]

Sorry for not being straight with you.