.030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

[captain_jtkirk]

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]

I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't really have a solid reason for not but I am sorry that I nanomited you.

Maybe we shouldn't ever be alone together when weird shit is happening.

Comments

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[AUGH KIRK]

What?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS IN THAT ICON]

So I got bored and stalked you a little and a long time ago, you said that Bruce Wayne is your adoptive father and I'm from the future, but not an idiot, we still have Batman there, and then I reasoned it from there.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[BECAUSE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS EXTREMELY CONFUSED. THUS SHIRTLESSNESS. OR SOMETHING.]

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Re: [Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[NO. IT JUST LOOKS HOMOEROTIC]

Don't insult me by playing dumb.

Re: [Private]

[peektuttut]

[YOU LOOK HOMOEROTIC.]

...[HEADDESK.] You have those comics?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[THANKS, I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT]

I know that Batman is Bruce Wayne and I know that he adopted you. You said it yourself.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[...Gdi.]

What do you want from me?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Dramatic much. I'd dare to call us friends and I was just a little shocked you didn't tell me, that's all.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[He is used to bad things happening at this point, okay. :|] It's not exactly the kind of thing I go around sharing with everyone.

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Because secret keeping is beyond me. [He's captain of a starship dumbass]

[Private]

[peektuttut]

That isn't the point. [People die because of this secret. :|]