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By show of hands, how many people actually care if I keep mopping for another week?
[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like a word with you.
[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like a word with you.
.072 - a hostile (not) takeover
Jun. 26th, 2012 12:39 pm[Much like when the Admiral makes an announcement, Kirk's voice permeates the entire Barge. Though unlike the Admiral, this voice is pretty easy to pin down. And it's glaringly obvious that it isn't the Admiral.]
Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.
[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]
Attention people of the Barge, this is Jim Kirk speaking. It's just two things so I'll be brief. The Admiral's not flying this thing right now and you people better start looking for your swimsuits.
[ooc: And this has started! By now Kirk has set their course for Risa. No going back now, suckers. He sealed the way behind him, just fyi]
Alright, I'll bite. Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Yes, that Kirk. Yes, that Enterprise. And no I don't look like William Shatner.
[Private to Flynn]
I want to talk to you.
[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]
[Private to Flynn]
I want to talk to you.
[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]
Right.
Okay, Barge.
I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.
I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.
Okay, Barge.
I admit they're creepy and borderline stalkerish but they're my creepy and borderline stalkerish toys, so I don't care how you got into my room but give them back.
I promise not to shoot anyone for it. But the offer is also only valid for twenty four hours.
.056 - lol back
Dec. 18th, 2011 07:55 pm[This is Papa Kirk. In true Christmas special fashion, he's come back to town. And he's a little drunk. AND YEAH I USE SEAN BEAN.]
Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.
Fuck. This song's repetitive.
Pump pa rum pa pum pum.
Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.
Fuck. This song's repetitive.
Pump pa rum pa pum pum.
spam for Bones
Oct. 13th, 2011 10:15 pm[Jim and Bones are just walking down the hall, with the intent of playing some awesome pool. Because Kirk is annoying sometimes and gets bored really fast and it's time to give Shego a break from bugging her.]
.044 - someone is just wishing to die
Aug. 18th, 2011 10:34 pmThere is no fucking way.
Fuck this again.
And fuck all of you.
I'm not him. I will never be him.
[Private to Shego]
You--[please don't be affected, please don't be Miss Go and know the bad Kirk :C] Where are you?
Fuck this again.
And fuck all of you.
I'm not him. I will never be him.
[Private to Shego]
You--[please don't be affected, please don't be Miss Go and know the bad Kirk :C] Where are you?
.038 - we be the best of friends
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:04 pm[This is an accidental post. It only exists because Cooper pushed Kirk on top of his PADD, so for the first ten seconds, there's nothing to see but black but there is the clear sound of two men fighting somewhere in that darkness. There's the sound of punching! And grunts! And cursing! And Aristotle barking in the background!
They finally roll off the PADD so you get to see the ceiling! There's still the sounds of fighting until there's suddenly the pew of phaser fire and everything is quiet.
Kirk can be heard panting and cursing under his breath for about a minute, before he starts looking for his PADD to inform Kay about his unruly Inmate... only to discover that the stupid thing is already on. Fuckdamnitall. Kirk scowls at the thing for a few seconds, he's bleeding from the corner of his lip, his eye is already bruising and there's a another bruise forming on his jaw and he is not sorry :|]
He's just stunned.
Kay, I'd appreciate it if you came to get him out of my room.
They finally roll off the PADD so you get to see the ceiling! There's still the sounds of fighting until there's suddenly the pew of phaser fire and everything is quiet.
Kirk can be heard panting and cursing under his breath for about a minute, before he starts looking for his PADD to inform Kay about his unruly Inmate... only to discover that the stupid thing is already on. Fuckdamnitall. Kirk scowls at the thing for a few seconds, he's bleeding from the corner of his lip, his eye is already bruising and there's a another bruise forming on his jaw and he is not sorry :|]
He's just stunned.
Kay, I'd appreciate it if you came to get him out of my room.
I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.
[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]
But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.
[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]
But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.
.001 - sup barge, he missed you (LOLFALSE)
Sep. 7th, 2010 07:41 pm[Video]
[Kirk is pretty professional now. He's sitting up straight, he's got his uniform on... he probably brushed his hair this morning. It's noticeable if you've ever seen him before. If you haven't, then he's just.. neat.]
So to save any figurative bushes from any figurative beatings, my name is James T. Kirk. I am the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I am loaning my services as a Warden for the time being, and I would really appreciate it if someone just came clean right now and gave away all the dirty little secrets of this place.
To save time, you know.
[Kirk is pretty professional now. He's sitting up straight, he's got his uniform on... he probably brushed his hair this morning. It's noticeable if you've ever seen him before. If you haven't, then he's just.. neat.]
So to save any figurative bushes from any figurative beatings, my name is James T. Kirk. I am the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I am loaning my services as a Warden for the time being, and I would really appreciate it if someone just came clean right now and gave away all the dirty little secrets of this place.
To save time, you know.
