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[captain_jtkirk]

Alright, I'll bite. Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Yes, that Kirk. Yes, that Enterprise. And no I don't look like William Shatner.

[Private to Flynn]

I want to talk to you.

[ooc; I have no restrictions. It's a free for all here.]

Comments

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

About what?

[Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

About the port.

[Private]

[tooscaredtoask]

What's there to talk about?

[nerve_pincher]

Captain, this is highly irregular.

I am unfamiliar with anyone by the name of 'William Shatner'.

[captain_jtkirk]

That's probably for the best, Mister Spock. [There's a movie about us too, Spock :c]

It's something I actively avoid thinking about.

[nerve_pincher]

[Why do humans have to fictionalize everything? :|]

I take it you are referring to another alternate reality?

It may be advisable to direct your mind to more productive activities.

[lt_n_uhura]

God, I hope no one else in the universe looks like you.

come back to him :c

[captain_jtkirk]

There's someone here who does.

You're really missing out.

Maybe one day :c

[lt_n_uhura]

Sounds like I'm not missing anything.

[nobodywins]

I'll try to contain my excitement.

[captain_jtkirk]

It is pretty exciting to meet me.

Who are you?

[nobodywins]

That ego of yours too, I'll bet.

The name's Haymitch.

So who's "that Kirk" and "that Enterprise"? Besides you and your ship, obviously, I got that much.

[stillshinigami]

Hey Cap'n.

[captain_jtkirk]

Well hello, who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?

[stillshinigami]

Duo Maxwell.

So, what's this USS Enterprise? I think I heard that name in history once or twice. Some navel ship?

[gotgreenmagic]

Not soliciting the multiverse for phone sex this time? Lazy.

[captain_jtkirk]

I figured my name was enough of a pick up line this time.

[gotgreenmagic]

Lazy and arrogant. This place is ruining you, Kirk.

[demigoddess]

[ Literally all that Cassie knows about Star Trek are the two words star and trek. She doesn't even know the name William Shatner. ]

So, you're some kind of celebrity? That explains a lot.

[captain_jtkirk]

[You lead a sad life, Cassie.]

Sort of. I think the term poster child of Starfleet is more appropriate.

[demigoddess]

And you fly--Pardon me--Captain a spaceship? [ It's not as ridiculous as she makes it sound, she at least knows that much. ]

[gimmethemap]

Hello, Jim.

[captain_jtkirk]

There's a face that I pine after daily.

[wouldciteregulation]

Arrogance does not befit your station, Captain. [But you'll be arrogant as fuck anyway, right.]

I'm unfamiliar with a Mister Shatner.

[captain_jtkirk]

Keep it that way, Spock. Your life will be much simpler and better.