.038 - we be the best of friends

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is an accidental post. It only exists because Cooper pushed Kirk on top of his PADD, so for the first ten seconds, there's nothing to see but black but there is the clear sound of two men fighting somewhere in that darkness. There's the sound of punching! And grunts! And cursing! And Aristotle barking in the background!

They finally roll off the PADD so you get to see the ceiling! There's still the sounds of fighting until there's suddenly the pew of phaser fire and everything is quiet.

Kirk can be heard panting and cursing under his breath for about a minute, before he starts looking for his PADD to inform Kay about his unruly Inmate... only to discover that the stupid thing is already on. Fuckdamnitall. Kirk scowls at the thing for a few seconds, he's bleeding from the corner of his lip, his eye is already bruising and there's a another bruise forming on his jaw and he is not sorry :|]

He's just stunned.

Kay, I'd appreciate it if you came to get him out of my room.

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

You okay?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm fine. [No he isn't. He's pissed and it's probable that Cooper cracked a rib. CIA guys are good :c]

[batmanschmatman]

That's my favorite way to lie, too. Need a hand with anything?

[resultofwar]

Stunned? [HE HEARD THAT GUNFIRE-ISH NOISE, MISTER.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Unconscious.

[resultofwar]

How?

and then I spammed you

[inhistorybooks]

This about the barkin' dog thing?

ilu :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I can't think of any other reason why he would bust into my room. [Lol the dog is still barking from all the excitement]

no u :c

[inhistorybooks]

You'd think he'd just ask for a new room if it bothered him this much.

[with_discipline]

Jim? [The fact that he has McCoy's face cannot be good here. :\ THUS THE USE OF HIS FIRST NAME, LOOK OUT]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WHAT ARE YOU HIS MOM?] It's fine. I'm fine.

[with_discipline]

[BIFFLE REPLACEMENTS GET MOM LIKE PRIVILEGES.] You're certain.

[most_feared]

I'm coming. [He was on his way to that section when he saw the first part of the feed, and he's coming with Narvin in case Cooper wakes up.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Thank you. [But if he wakes up, I can shoot him again c:]

[most_feared]

[So can Narvin. He has a pew gun too that doesn't make things go splode like Kay's do.] He broke in?

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin has his staser set to stun, just in case. Although he thinks (hopes) that with the both of them there, Cooper won't try anything.]

private; audio;

[everylittlegirl]

..If it helps any, it's not personal.

private; audio;

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He tried to kill my dog. It's personal now.

private; audio;

[everylittlegirl]

He's upset about other things. I know he shouldn't have tried to kill your dog and it's not fair, but try not to hold it against him, okay? Or, at least, try not to hate him for it. He just.. needed to be angry and do something ridiculous.

audio

[lifeafterhope.livejournal.com]

How does a gun stun someone?

Re: audio

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's a phaser. That's just.. what they do.

[Private]

[truth_is_cold]

[He is confused by this fight, because he likes Kirk's Dylanness. But he also likes that Cooper gets the fatherhood thing. Effing confusion.]

Are you alright?

[Private]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[BE ON KIRK'S SIDE, HE'S BETTER]

Yeah, I'm just... yeah.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

Making friends?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Thanks for the support :|]

He broke in and tried to kill Aristotle.