captain_jtkirk: (plays with guns)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-06-14 10:04 pm

.038 - we be the best of friends

[This is an accidental post. It only exists because Cooper pushed Kirk on top of his PADD, so for the first ten seconds, there's nothing to see but black but there is the clear sound of two men fighting somewhere in that darkness. There's the sound of punching! And grunts! And cursing! And Aristotle barking in the background!

They finally roll off the PADD so you get to see the ceiling! There's still the sounds of fighting until there's suddenly the pew of phaser fire and everything is quiet.

Kirk can be heard panting and cursing under his breath for about a minute, before he starts looking for his PADD to inform Kay about his unruly Inmate... only to discover that the stupid thing is already on. Fuckdamnitall. Kirk scowls at the thing for a few seconds, he's bleeding from the corner of his lip, his eye is already bruising and there's a another bruise forming on his jaw and he is not sorry :|]

He's just stunned.

Kay, I'd appreciate it if you came to get him out of my room.
everylittlegirl: (admiring art)

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[personal profile] everylittlegirl 2011-06-15 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, okay, no offense? But he's kind of a badass.
everylittlegirl: (uh yeah)

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[personal profile] everylittlegirl 2011-06-15 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because he didn't have a gun and wasn't after you. That doesn't mean you don't have a broken leg or something.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
He still isn't that good.
everylittlegirl: (confident and happy)

private; audio; COOPER IS INVINCIBLE, KIRK. OBV.

[personal profile] everylittlegirl 2011-06-16 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think we'll have to disagree on that one.
Edited 2011-06-16 01:22 (UTC)

private; audio; HE STILL BEAT HIM

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess we will.
everylittlegirl: (laptop fun times)

private; audio; PHASER POWER~

[personal profile] everylittlegirl 2011-06-16 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
So you're okay then.

[Paaaaaaaaause.]

Is he okay?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Which he? That asshole or my dog?
everylittlegirl: (are you retarded? (juno))

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[personal profile] everylittlegirl 2011-06-16 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Unamused.] Cooper.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
He looks about pretty as me right now.