.038 - we be the best of friends

[captain_jtkirk]

[This is an accidental post. It only exists because Cooper pushed Kirk on top of his PADD, so for the first ten seconds, there's nothing to see but black but there is the clear sound of two men fighting somewhere in that darkness. There's the sound of punching! And grunts! And cursing! And Aristotle barking in the background!

They finally roll off the PADD so you get to see the ceiling! There's still the sounds of fighting until there's suddenly the pew of phaser fire and everything is quiet.

Kirk can be heard panting and cursing under his breath for about a minute, before he starts looking for his PADD to inform Kay about his unruly Inmate... only to discover that the stupid thing is already on. Fuckdamnitall. Kirk scowls at the thing for a few seconds, he's bleeding from the corner of his lip, his eye is already bruising and there's a another bruise forming on his jaw and he is not sorry :|]

He's just stunned.

Kay, I'd appreciate it if you came to get him out of my room.

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

You okay?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm fine. [No he isn't. He's pissed and it's probable that Cooper cracked a rib. CIA guys are good :c]

[resultofwar]

Stunned? [HE HEARD THAT GUNFIRE-ISH NOISE, MISTER.]

and then I spammed you

[inhistorybooks]

This about the barkin' dog thing?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Unconscious.

[with_discipline]

Jim? [The fact that he has McCoy's face cannot be good here. :\ THUS THE USE OF HIS FIRST NAME, LOOK OUT]

ilu :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I can't think of any other reason why he would bust into my room. [Lol the dog is still barking from all the excitement]

[batmanschmatman]

That's my favorite way to lie, too. Need a hand with anything?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[WHAT ARE YOU HIS MOM?] It's fine. I'm fine.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Unless you like to kick unconscious people, no.

[with_discipline]

[BIFFLE REPLACEMENTS GET MOM LIKE PRIVILEGES.] You're certain.

no u :c

[inhistorybooks]

You'd think he'd just ask for a new room if it bothered him this much.

[resultofwar]

How?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I have a gun that does that.

no uuuuuu :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I only suggested it like seven times.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[FFFFF] Yeah, people burst into my room and try to kill my pets all the time.

[batmanschmatman]

Not my thing. I assume from all that barking my favorite canine's doing okay?

[with_discipline]

Particularly people who look like friends.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah he's--Aristotle! [Okay, the barking is annoying. He snaps his fingers at the dog and he actually shuts up. It's a miracle.] Can you take him for a couple of days? Until this shit with Cooper gets settled.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't think of him as McCoy if that's what you're getting at.

[most_feared]

I'm coming. [He was on his way to that section when he saw the first part of the feed, and he's coming with Narvin in case Cooper wakes up.]

[batmanschmatman]

[OMFG YES, he thought you'd never ask.] I'd be happy to. Want me to come grab him now?

Private

[with_discipline]

I did not say you do. [BUT STILL she has her that must be uncomfortable doubts.]

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[:|]

Then why bring it up?

[resultofwar]

Hm. [He wants one. :|a]

If Kay needs assistance, I'm available.