James T. Kirk (
captain_jtkirk) wrote2010-09-07 07:41 pm
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[Kirk is pretty professional now. He's sitting up straight, he's got his uniform on... he probably brushed his hair this morning. It's noticeable if you've ever seen him before. If you haven't, then he's just.. neat.]
So to save any figurative bushes from any figurative beatings, my name is James T. Kirk. I am the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I am loaning my services as a Warden for the time being, and I would really appreciate it if someone just came clean right now and gave away all the dirty little secrets of this place.
To save time, you know.
[Kirk is pretty professional now. He's sitting up straight, he's got his uniform on... he probably brushed his hair this morning. It's noticeable if you've ever seen him before. If you haven't, then he's just.. neat.]
So to save any figurative bushes from any figurative beatings, my name is James T. Kirk. I am the Captain of the USS Enterprise. I am loaning my services as a Warden for the time being, and I would really appreciate it if someone just came clean right now and gave away all the dirty little secrets of this place.
To save time, you know.