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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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[with_discipline]

Fortunately, those were not our lives, and that was not our son. [But damn these memories because oh God not fair. :c]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[He remembers.. feelings towards you, it sucks :c] I'm just saying if we were to have a son, your genes go with my genes very well.

[with_discipline]

[Awkward is probably more apt. :c] I'm beginning to think that my genes are simply superior.

[Yes. It was a joke.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Stop telling jokes. It makes things even more awkward]

Those blue eyes were all mine.

[with_discipline]

Eyes are hardly a child's only feature. [Lies.]

[peektuttut]

What wasn't ridiculous?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... point. But that hat makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[peektuttut]

You suck.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It was a really funny hat.

[peektuttut]

So how come I don't get a place on Enterprise? Are stupid hats deal breakers?

[batmanschmatman]

Right back at you.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Any chance you want to serve on a starship?

[batmanschmatman]

Other then magic prison ships floating through space?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah I kinda mean my ship.

[batmanschmatman]

[TIM ARE YOU SEEING THIS.]

Since I'm kind of between jobs back home, and aside from the obvious cool factor of being in the future on a ship like the Enterprise, I can't say I don't want to serve on a starship.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Grazed. You're a terrible shot.

Did we seriously have sex again?

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm not even surprised. Flood happens, sleep with Shego. It's the circle of life. I've never tried to shoot you before, that was a nice twist.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Nnnnot so sure that's the adjective I'd use. You even hint at this to Tim --

[...]

Don't tell Tim.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That's a healthy attitude about your relationship.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Insofar as what, exactly?

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Glaaare]

You shot me.

[he doesn't even know you man.] You shot me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I didn't technically. Though I can't say I have a real problem with shooting serial killers.

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[He runs a hand through his hair before looking at kirk] You don't even know me.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're right if your name isn't Henry Rogers and you aren't an ex US Marshal and you didn't kill a string of judges and schoolteachers.

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

My name is Mark Hoffman.

[pause] I'm a-

I worked with the NYPD. I was a detective. and I never killed anyone who didn't deserve it.