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I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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[Srs biznis time] I had a kid in this stupid breach. Not like, one of the Barge people in some twisted joke but a legit child.

Seriously?

And she didn't tell me--him about the kid because he wasn't good father material.

That could happen to me.

That's ridiculous. I'm sure you'd be a great dad.

[Have a bitter laugh] I'm too in love with Enterprise to ever settle on Earth and raise kids.

That doesn't mean you'd be a terrible excuse for a father.

You've met me, haven't you? I'm a ball of issues wrapped in problem paper.

That doesn't mean you couldn't be a decent parent. I mean, for crying out loud, I was raised by Batman. Even he doesn't totally fail as a parent.

There's a inspiring words. You don't completely fail at taking care of a child.

Edited 2011-05-23 01:03 (UTC)

Are you saying you're a child?

I've been told that before.

I don't think you give yourself enough credit.

And I think you're annoyingly optimistic.

It's part of my charm.

You're like a damn fortune cookie.

I could start breaking out the catchphrases from my corny TV show counterpart if you wanted.

I'll hit on you if you try. [This is a serious threat :|]

Duly noted.

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