captain_jtkirk

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I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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Grazed. You're a terrible shot.

Did we seriously have sex again?

I'm not even surprised. Flood happens, sleep with Shego. It's the circle of life. I've never tried to shoot you before, that was a nice twist.

Edited 2011-05-21 23:05 (UTC)

Nnnnot so sure that's the adjective I'd use. You even hint at this to Tim --

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Don't tell Tim.

That's a healthy attitude about your relationship.

Insofar as what, exactly?

It was a flood? It wasn't you? It really should have no bearing on your personal life with him?

Which in turn has no bearing on my request, so I don't see what your problem is.

Then color me curious about the real reason behind your request.

I don't even know what you think the reason is. I'm asking you not to tell him. Whatever you're reading into that incredibly simple request has got nothing to do with me.

I'm just curious why you don't want him to know.

Presumptuous much, Kirk? I don't want him to know from you.

Thank you. That's all I wanted.

Great. Try not assuming the absolute worst of me next time.

Oh please, that was hardly the absolute worst. If anything, Tim came off worse for being unable to handle it.

What.

I figured you didn't want him to know because it would offend his delicate sensibilities.

Yeah, because I'm all about sparing people's feelings.

He compared sex to a magical doorway of love.

I noticed. Is there a reason incoming for dragging that back up?

It just makes me laugh remembering it. That kid should never drink.

All of which adds up to a totally legitimate reason to bring up something I found incredibly humiliating, right?

Are you going to be in a mood for a while? Cause I can just leave you alone until it passes.

I don't know. How long are you going to be a jerk?

Maybe like three days. [Baw baby angst]

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That's...specific. Kirk, did something happen?

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