captain_jtkirk: (this is my pet Russian)
James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captain_jtkirk) wrote2011-05-21 10:55 am

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I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me.

[He means the illegitimate child that was hidden from him because he isn't father material. Wah, this could really happen back home :c It's a sore point for him.]

But I will say, Dick you make a damn good partner, T'Pol we make fine looking children, I hope that a bullet didn't actually hit you Shego and Tim, that hat was ridiculous. Oh and if my ship ever gets equated to a bitchy horse again, I will commandeer this thing all over again and we'll see how you like it, Admiral.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Your response to at least one ice monster was to run away screaming and hide in a cave until somebody older and more responsible dealt with it. How is this helping your argument?

Cap'n, if this bugs you so much, why don't you drop a line to every woman you've ever slept with and check? Take a week off the Barge and go home to do it, I totally won't be mad. Hey, I'll even give you a freebie to start off: I have never had any kids, least of all yours.
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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like I would've noticed if you had children.

And that would take a lot longer then a week.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Take two weeks. Four. Five. However long it takes to make sure your legacy isn't thriving across all four corners of the universe. And I'll be kinda impressed if you know all their names and numbers.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I have most of them. The one I don't have is probably a plot twist to come back to bite me in the ass when I'm fifty in the movie that is my life.